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Originally posted by suasa windex works for takin stickers and tape off other things... |
Greek Cousin: Hey, anybody got some Windex? I could use it for this humongous wart on my hand!
Wife: I think we're out of windex, but here's some car polish....
Greek Cousin: That'll be just fine, thanks!
Wife: (whispering to husband): I didn't know Greeks used Windex on their skin!
Husband (whispering back): Yeah, they do. It's a well known fact.
Wife: (whispering) Well, from now on, every time we use windex, we'll have to think of THAT.
Greek Cousin: Windex will cure for everything from psoriasis to poison ivy.
It'll sure put a shine on your shoe!
There's nothing Windex can't do.