Sorry, didn't realise I wasn't set up to be notified of replies. Please allow me to make up for my gross negligence and construct a set of suitably personalised responses...
@phatmichael
Thanks for that!
@MJ5150
It would appear I've been rumbled. Unfortunately, though I can sympathise with your frustration and one could indeed be accused of malice of forethought in this instance, I'm afraid you may have to just take me on my word that the irrevocable shame I feel right now is punishment enough for this most offensive of social faux pas.
@CrispyDelicious
Don't laugh, the man's in pain.
@bassteban
Don't beat yourself up. I only just discovered myself that the internet is only designed for neatly categorized small talk and finding vegetarian Delia Smith recipes online.
@warwick.hoy
Then why did you write it? Cheeky.
@Skitch it!
Very nice of you to say, thanks very much. I think that warrants a smiley face to aptly express my sentiments
@EricF
Spam Noir.
Thanks for the interest everybody. It's been great to meet you all and I hope we can have the pleasure in person one day. Maybe on Thursday perhaps
Kind Regards,
Jude Benjamin
SKYSKRATCHER