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Old 11-22-2008, 07:44 PM
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Mastered by Muppets (The Truth Behind Death Magnetic)

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MASTERED BY MUPPETS (lyrics by Dan Weapon)

End of session day, Rubin works away:
I'm your source of song-destruction
Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer
Leaving spikes on my instruction
Trust me you will see
Volume’s all you need
Dedicated to
How I'll limit you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Need to mix this way, never you dismay
”Loud” makes death magnetic clearer
Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
Squash your tracks til it’s severe
Gate and you will see
More and more dB
Dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Master, Master, where's the version I've been after?
Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies
Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs
Spike to me!

Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats
Kirk adds wah without a reason
Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
Rob, your shirt is out of season…
I’ll record til 5 (then)
I will help you buy
Sandals that suit you
Now you look cool too
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Old 11-22-2008, 07:55 PM
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thank you, so much. made my day
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Old 11-22-2008, 08:50 PM
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thank you, so much. made my day
Glad that you enjoyed. I was laughing constantly as I listened. There are some great lines, but my favority is "Rob, your shirt is out of season." That just cracks me up everytime I read/hear it.
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:45 PM
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I can't stop laughing.
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:50 PM
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...it's mastered better than Death Magnetic, too.
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:14 PM
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Tis Epic!
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:28 AM
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bravo! bravo! thumbs up!
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Old 11-23-2008, 01:04 AM
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after having one of my basses smashed, playing an awful gig, and losing more faith in the human race this week, THIS makes me feel a little better. thank you.
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Old 11-23-2008, 01:23 AM
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Oh poor Jason Newsted never saw it coming... lol.

Hilarious parody song! Bravo!
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:39 AM
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It's a shame, Ruben was once a well respected producer. He was probably just doing what he was told. LOUDER... LOOOOOOOOOOUUUUDER! No, don't worry about good sounding, worry about loud sounding! We are metal, right...... right?!!
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Old 11-24-2008, 07:48 AM
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love it
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:51 PM
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HA HA!

The Nelson at the end was hilarious.
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:53 PM
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That is awesome!
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:54 PM
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Awesome...encore, encore!!
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Old 11-25-2008, 02:21 PM
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that was hotness
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Wow. Just plain fantastic!!
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