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02-23-2007, 09:56 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Mesa/Boogie - Shop Manager/Tech, SF Guitarworks | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA | | | Recommend some truly terrible music.
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We've all seen the "recommend me some [metal, country, opera, etc.]" threads; it's high time we start a "recommend some complete crap" thread.
I've come to the conclusion that there are not enough bands that I truly despise. Yes, I HATE Phish. Yes, I HATE Kenny G. Yes, I HATE Trivium. Yes, I HATE Creed. Yet, I ask myself, "Is this enough? Is it possible that more bands deserve my ire?" There must be thousands of bands that I would dislike - I would like to know who they are. So, I ask of you: recommend some music that sucks. Recommend some music that I shouldn't waste my time with. Perhaps this could serve as a cautionary device for us, so that we aren't led astay by hype, clever marketing, or a really neat album cover. It just very well might save one of us $14.99 + tax at our local record store.
Help me out. What music should I try my best to avoid? |
02-23-2007, 09:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NY | | | ....hate leads to suffering. |
02-23-2007, 10:00 AM
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02-23-2007, 10:01 AM
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02-23-2007, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by vindy500  | Oh my god. I couldn't even make it past the one minute mark. Good show, sir! |
02-23-2007, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by xgabriel ....hate leads to suffering. | Suffering leads to redemption. |
02-23-2007, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange Suffering leads to redemption. | in the eyes of whom? |
02-23-2007, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by xgabriel in the eyes of whom? | Most Christians for one.
I guess Yoda wasn't much of a Christian. |
02-23-2007, 10:18 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Whitby, Ontario | | | Good bands to hate: Groups that are corporate collaborations made up of sub grade musicians who are dumped into the market to make some guy in an office in California a bunch of money.
In other words, anything on the radio! |
02-23-2007, 10:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NY | | | What should be "hated": Everything even remotely involved with American Idol, and all of its foreign spinoffs. |
02-23-2007, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BoskiDominik | Now if that was shot here, she'd have fewer and fewer pieces of clothing on her everytime the instrumental allowed her to dance.....
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02-23-2007, 10:39 AM
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JK... |
02-23-2007, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by xgabriel What should be "hated": Everything even remotely involved with American Idol, and all of its foreign spinoffs. | Amen to that!
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02-23-2007, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by SixString Jaco Pastorius
JK... | +1 imo, no j/k
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02-23-2007, 10:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada | | http://youtube.com/watch?v=xdLyL2_mFaA
This woman is doing an impression of the famous (and truly terrible) Florence Foster Jenkins
This impression is VERY close, but I encourage you to download some actual FFJ to see just how horrible she really was...
Google her too, funny biography as to how she got so famous that it was harder to get a ticket for her, than the World Series...she also sold out Madison Square Gardens with a lineup around the block.
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02-23-2007, 10:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada | | Check this out!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xvJQA6vNk...elated&search=
The soundtrack is the ACTUAL
Florence Foster Jenkins!!!!
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02-23-2007, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by vindy500 +1 imo, no j/k | I can only take like 1 jaco tune a week or so any more than that is over kill. I need a change in style not just staccato runs up and down the neck. No need to flame me I've been listening to jaco for over 5 years i know hes good just saying its not my cup-O-tea. |
02-23-2007, 11:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada | | And if your brain can handle one more, here is FFJ doing the song that the first woman cloned
Truly FFJ's best of the worst recordings!!!
See if you can listen without laughing! http://youtube.com/watch?v=1cWwA7Czi1E
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02-23-2007, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by xgabriel What should be "hated": Everything even remotely involved with American Idol, and all of its foreign spinoffs. | +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,001.99
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02-23-2007, 11:17 AM
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Music that I avoid listening to:
- Most metal, at least black and death metal
- Techno, trance etc. - e.g. Scooter
- Most (programmed) europop (90's - now) - booring and no groove at all
- A finnish band called Eläkeläiset - quite funny actually (finnish "humppa" versions of all kinds of famous songs). Simply terrible!!! ...but popular in Germany, I've heard...  Try http://youtube.com/watch?v=-MkDN0Qo0...elated&search= or http://youtube.com/watch?v=r9YyaknVx_o
- Other boring music like overproduced Joe Cocker albums
- Most so-called smooth jazz
- Traditional finnish tango and humppa
- Swedish dance music like the band "Vikingarna".
And one "artist" that I really hate with all my heart: 
- Marilyn Manson
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