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09-18-2010, 12:38 AM
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Give a Bass Player a Guitar and he'll break a string......
Teach a Bass Player Guitar, and He'll break them all! 
Guitards..........pffft
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09-18-2010, 12:41 AM
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09-18-2010, 12:41 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | Your problem is you actually listen to the fool
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09-18-2010, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Zachthebassplyr Give a Bass Player a Guitar and he'll break a string......
Teach a Bass Player Guitar, and He'll break them all!
Guitards..........pffft | i play guitar too and i've broken plenty of strings. so he's right. and i even learned guitar first!
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09-18-2010, 01:27 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Portland | | | How could you hear the guitar player talking over his Marshall full stack on 11? I mean, it wasn't like he was *not* noodling. Was he tuning? I hear that's pretty rare in some parts. Perhaps he was sipping some refreshment... No, that uses the mouth hole as well. Hmm, Puzzler.
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09-18-2010, 01:39 AM
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09-18-2010, 02:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ireland | | Dont take it too seriously. Where would guitarists be without a good bassist (and drummer) in the background, making him look/sound good. 
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09-18-2010, 02:48 AM
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09-18-2010, 03:20 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Give a guitarist a bass and he will play annoying scales too fast using the wrong EQ.
Teach a guitarist to PLAY bass and he will steal several of your gigs! |
09-18-2010, 07:06 AM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | | Some of the best bands I've played with have had no guitarist at all. 'Nuff said.
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09-18-2010, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by bassybill Some of the best bands I've played with have had no guitarist at all. 'Nuff said. | Did ya get to take your earplugs out?
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09-18-2010, 01:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Oceanside, San Diego, CA | | | I told him I have strong hands and I can't help it..then I said..
"that's why your girl prefers backrubs from me and not you."
lol
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09-18-2010, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Zachthebassplyr I told him I have strong hands and I can't help it..then I said..
"that's why your girl prefers backrubs from me and not you."
lol | ..While that was computing, I drove away smiling before he could formulate a response.
Perhaps next week you will all see me in the Band Management thread with a post saying....
so the guitarist kicked me out of the band. 
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09-18-2010, 01:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NJ via NYC | | | I play guitar also, and I've never broken a string... so much for that theory.
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09-18-2010, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Zachthebassplyr I told him I have strong hands and I can't help it..then I said..
"that's why your girl prefers backrubs from me and not you." | The hands that rocks a bass can also smash a guitarist's jaw.
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09-19-2010, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Zachthebassplyr I told him I have strong hands and I can't help it..then I said..
"that's why your girl prefers backrubs from me and not you."
lol | You sir, are a genius.
But really, if he's going to act like that, ditch the band.
Unless it's just playing around, I see some real conflict between you both. I suggest if it's not harmless joking, or something either of you can take, i'd leave. No sense stressing yourself out. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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