Meet all your gritty needs. All have clean backsides, no velcro. Trades considered of course.
Ibanez Jet Driver $45 shipped
few chips, no velcro. Nice middy overdrive, raw, loud awesome. Like a sweeter tubescreamer. Did I say loud?
Bad Monkey $35 shipped
Gritty overdrive cuts through the mix. Legendary as is, ready for mods.
DOD FX 56B American Metal $35
Tons of gain with plenty of bottom. Shovels out fuzz-like grind, not subtle. Underrated, cool.