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[jazzbo]

Well, by DURRL's logic, where does GARD fall now that he has that EUB? And he makes money from playing, and his CD is already released, (unlike the promises from JT that soon his CD will be out, no really, seriously....). But then I can't put GARD in front of DURRL cause DURRL's got the Aebersold camp and he plays regular old Bull Fiddle instead of that weird anorexic hybrid thing that CHARRED totes around. Hmmm. Then, I didn't even mention the DONOSAUR.

Maybe it should be alphabetical. Besides which, I don't think PUKESPRAY needs more people worshipping him.

[Chris Fitzgerald]

Originally posted by HAVEBOW,WILLTRAVEL
Well, by DURRL's logic, where does GARD fall now that he has that EUB? And he makes money from playing, and his CD is already released, (unlike the promises from JT that soon his CD will be out, no really, seriously....). But then I can't put GARD in front of DURRL cause DURRL's got the Aebersold camp and he plays regular old Bull Fiddle instead of that weird anorexic hybrid thing that CHARRED totes around. Hmmm. Then, I didn't even mention the DONOSAUR.

Maybe it should be alphabetical. Besides which, I don't think PUKESPRAY needs more people worshipping him.

CHI-CHI,

Alphabetical works for me, as long as I get to go by "DURRL" (otherwise, EMBARRASSEDSWISHER beats me out by a nose). By the same logic, DONOSAURUS REX should be filed under "Higdon".

[jazzbo]

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald
CHI-CHI,

Alphabetical works for me, as long as I get to go by "DURRL" (otherwise, EMBARRASSEDSWISHER beats me out by a nose). By the same logic, DONOSAURUS REX should be filed under "Higdon".

Hmm, I wasn't sure what to do so I did some research and was able to find the proper order of things.

Let's assume we're putting some level of order to things. We've got:
Chris A
Ed Fuqua
Chris Fitzgerald
Don Higdon
Joris
Embellisher
john turner
Pacman
Gard

Now, there are essentially four groups. The first group is DBers. Next is the EUB group, represented only by Gard. Next are your two-timers, DB and BG. Now, an argument can be made that all DBers really double on BG, but for the purposes of this system, I referring to people that still play a significant amount of BG. Then you have your straight BGers.

First group is ED, CHRIS, and DON. Now we'll go alphabetical. Fitzgerald winds up being first, ahead of Fuqua, but when referring to the old Latin texts, the proper spelling of Fitzerald shows up as Yf-PhieouxtczkJaiour-oulde. This decidely places Chris last. Fuqua is seen in older Swahili writings as pHb!ook-na-na!wheigh. He's just above Chris. Greek documents, including writings by Aristotle, show Don's name as Doniforieous Maximus Heraldigdonious, which really leaves him in first place.

Next is Gard. Native American references show him as Two Dogs --- nevermind.

Pacman would be next. Japanese records from Atari, near Tokyo, show his name actually being spelled Jonosan Pacisurki, translated to English as "Jawless Yellow Dot Chomper."

As the others all play BG, they do not matter.

Edit: he he!

[silvermaneZ]

Originally posted by jazzbo
Well, by DURRL's logic, where does GARD fall now that he has that EUB? And he makes money from playing, and his CD is already released, (unlike the promises from JT that soon his CD will be out, no really, seriously....). But then I can't put GARD in front of DURRL cause DURRL's got the Aebersold camp and he plays regular old Bull Fiddle instead of that weird anorexic hybrid thing that CHARRED totes around. Hmmm.

Don't forget Adrian Garcia in Vegas. I imagine with all his gigs for the casino crowds and the aging hipsters listening to KC, he can't be doing THAT bad.