...no one out there to help an old gizzard in distress, huh?
you have a description, sound clip too, so how hard could it be for all of you pros (and cons too

) to come up with some magic trick and let the ole f*rt enjoy this ungodly boring, dull, boomy and else... sound of the early bass enthusiasts who were spoon fed boring lines by equally boring arrangers...
c'mon, give me a hand here...