Well, after a good month long search, I finally got ahold of a teacher for private lessons on DB. Had my first one on Monday night, about 3 hours after I first spoke to the guy - I got such a good vibe from him on the phone I figured lets just go already!

Turns out he lives about 5 minutes away from me too, which pretty much rocks, and he's willing to let me use his EUB if neccessary if I can't get the DB down for whatever reason.
Gotta say, it was about the most constructive 45 minutes I think I've spent in my 33 years on planet earth. Awesome - after putzing around on the instrument for the past 5 weeks or so, trying to make my BG and fretless knowledge fit on it - forget it, the light has been turned on in a
big way.
I LOVE THIS INSTRUMENT

....so just thought I'd add my $0.02CDN to it all, if there're still newcomers to the upright that don't want to hear it from the experienced types, then let me say it.
Get. A. Teacher.
-Miles