The Beaver Felton thread took me back to the 80's and made me think of this guy who used to advertise himself as the "world's fastest bassist", which always made me laugh. A quick Google search turns up a nice new website for Adrian,
www.adriandavison.com and for the first time I actually get to hear him play. The stuff on his site is surprisingly musical, but I don't hear any 31-notes-per-second shredding as he used to claim to do. Anyone know where there are sound clips online of Adrian at maximum velocity? This I gotta hear!