| Bass (and other music) Jokes
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A man goes to Oklahoma for vacation. While there, he notices the constant sound of drumming from the nearby Indian reservation. He asks a Native American how long the drumming will go on. The Native American casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."
Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another Native when the drumming will stop. That Native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.
After a couple of days with little sleep, the man has had enough. He grabs the first Indian he sees, slams him up against a tree, and shouts, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"
The Indian replied, "Bass solo." | 
