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11-26-2009, 07:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Orlando | | | The Bassist with Long Hair Organization
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Ever since the dawn of men, there have been men who had longer than average hair. And they freaking rocked! It is a proven fact that the length of your hair is related to how awesome you are! The longer the hair the cooler a person is! Don't believe me? Look at politicians! Not a single guy with long hair, and their all LAME!
Now I have started an organization for those few men (or women) who let their hair hang low! If you are unsure if your hair is long, please take this quick test to find out.
Have you ever choked on your hair while talking?
Y/N
Have you ever been mistaken for a girl? (unless you were already a girl, in which case this probably happens alot.)
Y/N
Do you wake up and find stuff in your hair (lawn clippings, food, small animals ect.) and have no idea how they got there?
Y/N
Do you hate barber shops?
Y/N
If you answered yes to any of these questions then YOU'RE AN IDIOT! People with long hair don't take test!
Now to join, just post a picture of you, your bass, and you're long hair and put the club name in your signature, right under that funny quote and thats it! WOW! No numbers needed because numbers are for DUMB PEOPLE! Also tell us about other influential people who have long hair!
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Originally Posted by El Bajo  Write songs that only require open strings, that way your left hand can hold a beer. |
Last edited by Adamthebassist : 11-26-2009 at 07:08 PM.
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11-27-2009, 08:16 AM
| | | | "I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bold-headed men are uptight."
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11-27-2009, 08:19 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Tulsa | | I only have long hair because when it is cut short it looks just like that guy from dumb and dumber. Plus, if I wait long enough it will be back in style, yet again, and then I am an instant hit!! 
Just noticed my icon looks like I have short hair, pulled back - I rarely let it down because I do not like to choke on it..........
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11-27-2009, 10:20 AM
|  | Deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Frederick MD USA | | I had it long for years, just cut it short a couple of weeks ago.
Last night at a Thanksgiving gathering, my brother's mother-in-law told me I look "grown up". She meant it as a compliment, but...  I'm 54! I've got teenage kids! I'm getting mail from AARP, fer chrissakes! I didn't look grown up a month ago??
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11-27-2009, 10:34 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Does back hair count? 
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11-27-2009, 10:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: self banned from talkbass.... | | This is a silly thread.
I don't see a need for a club for said subject. 
Last edited by Mudfuzz : 11-27-2009 at 12:52 PM.
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11-27-2009, 11:52 AM
| | | | I must be really lame if the length of your hair is relative to how awesome you are.
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11-27-2009, 11:53 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Gravity Picks | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio/West Virginia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve! I must be really lame if the length of your hair is relative to how awesome you are. | I concur.
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11-27-2009, 12:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Atlanta GA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Venus "I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bold-headed men are uptight."
Danny, Withnail & I | Awesome, awesome, awesome! 
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11-27-2009, 12:06 PM
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Endorsing: Ampeg | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Apopka, FL | | Used to have long hair. Never choked on it but all the others used to happen. Started falling out at age 22, but I still wanted it, so I had what's known today as a "skullet." Is it any wonder I had a hard time getting broads?
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11-27-2009, 12:11 PM
| | | haha,its too bad..about 3 months ago i cut my hair short.oh well 
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11-27-2009, 12:14 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dallas, TX | | | i got long hair!
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11-27-2009, 12:18 PM
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11-27-2009, 12:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ilkley ,W. Yorks, England | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyM Used to have long hair. Never choked on it but all the others used to happen. Started falling out at age 22, but I still wanted it, so I had what's known today as a "skullet." Is it any wonder I had a hard time getting broads? | Even worse when you have dreads to emphasise it...
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11-27-2009, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mudfuzz
I don't see a need for a club for said subject.
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| It's been done.............. TB Long Hair club
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11-27-2009, 12:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Whidbey Island, WA | | No need for a number, I've cut it all off, but maybe I'll grow it out again....
But here's what I looked like 6 months ago.  
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11-27-2009, 12:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: self banned from talkbass.... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues | wow....  |
11-27-2009, 02:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fort Worth, TX | | | Actually my hair's longer now. And that's before I got my Jazz.
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11-27-2009, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mudfuzz wow.... | EXACTLY what i thought when reading it as well.it was about the makisuperstar guy tho...  .my god he needs to shut it..
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11-27-2009, 03:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by infamusblkdeath EXACTLY what i thought when reading it as well.it was about the makisuperstar guy tho... .my god he needs to shut it.. | Hmmmm,you made it much further than I did.I saw the first post and thought, "I have long hair,but it's no big deal."
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Last edited by 5StringBlues : 11-28-2009 at 12:16 PM.
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