Varg Vikernes Grishnak Burzum....
Look at that scary face, and he's got a mace, which is pretty scary. He's also a convicted murderer, which gives him street cred.
Of course he's in prison, which makes him less scary since he'd have to get out before kicking my a$$ and eating me. And since he was smart and tried to escape in 2004 a couple weeks before a parole hearing I think I'm safe for a while.
Glen Benton scares me. Not only is he big and ugly looking but he growls and plays in a scary metal band. Also anyone willing to brand an upside down cross into his forhead to get gigs clearly has issues and a higher pain tolerance than most people I've fought. What am I supposed to do, brand a happy bunny face into his butt to intimidate him?
Plus his bass is pointy...
Then there's this dude:
Conrad Lant, aka Cronos the true inventor of black metal (i.e. he came up with the phrase in a song). He may not look that tough, and he supposedly got his a$$ kicked by Henry Rollins at a Black Flag concert, but since his uber world stardom waned he's been teaching aerobics and martial arts classes (I'm not kidding), so he's probably in good shape. And just, well look at him...
PS: Pete Steele doesn't scare me because I've met him and he was really cool. We shot pool and ate pizza for a couple hours after a Type O show and he bought my friend
some cookies because the 711 across the street carded him. He is one of the only people I've ever met who was bigger than me though.
