I lack the words. Well, I obviously don't as I'm typing some now, but I just got back for seeing guitarist
Mike Keneally and bassist
Bryan Beller on their current clinic tour for
Taylor Guitars - Keneally on a pulled-from-the-store-wall midrange Taylor acoustic and new
T-5 Thinline acoustic/electric, Beller on his absolutely stunning sounding
AB-4 acoustic bass guitar. Usually clinic tours are simply hawking the product, but Taylor's are much more along the line of "concert with a tad of information about the instruments" and it's obvious that MK & BB are extremely proud of their roles as clinicians for "a musical instrument company, not a company that just happens to make musical instruments".
The setlist was as follows, a great mixture of both Keneally songs both acoustic and originally electric, two songs from
Beller's solo debut, and covers of Jerry Reed's "Amos Moses", Herbie Handcock's "Watermelon Man" with fellow Taylor clinician and
National Fingerstyle Guitar Champion Pat Kirtley who was in the audience, Zappa's
Inca Roads (mp3 track), and the Medley From Hell:
Keneally's
"Cheddar" > 5/4 groove (mp3) > Bass solo > Zappa's "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" > Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song".
- Hello
- Bober
- The Car Song (in honor of Beller totalling his last week)
- Bear Divide (Beller)
- Supermarket People (Beller)
- Cheddar > 5/4 Groove > bass solo > My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama > Immigrant Song
- Intermission
- Amos Moses (Jerry Reed)
- Li'l
- Physics
- Splane
- Watermelon Man (Herbie Hancock) performed with Pat Kirtley
- Thanksgiving
- 1988 Was a Million Years Ago
- Inca Roads
The truly wondrous and special moment was that the
I requested the "Cheddar > 5/4 Groove > Bass solo" section of the Medley From Hell. If you listen you'll realize it's a absolute killer of a piece of music, and I'd had it in my head that that's what I was going to request ever since the clinic tour was announced, was absolutely prepared to be denied, and not only dumbstruck that they performed it but that during the 5/4 groove MK specifically said to BB, "He wanted a bass solo". I
seriously feared for my life at the hands of BassBoy after that shenanigan, but not only were BB and MK as polite and warm as always, but I was granted my wish of playing BB's Taylor AB-4 acoustic bass guitar "for as long as you'd like" (in Beller's words - it was actually until the store owner politely kicked me out.

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Requesting a bass solo from one who describes himself as a bassist who's not good at soloing (a complete and utter fallacy made clear after "View") is one thing, but given 15 minutes with a instrument that most likely costs just about as much my entire setup altogether? I'm surprised I didn't cause a crack in the top from sheer karma.
Twas a magical night. Add to the fact that White Castle was picked up in Lexington on the way home, and it appears the magic will not be ending for at least 12 hours...
I should have been more one-the-ball and posted this earlier, but if you at all have the chance to catch one of the upcoming shows, I highly recommend it. Music simply doesn't get any better than this.

All shows are free unless noted:
Columbus, Ohio
Guitar Center
Wednesday, March 16, 7 p.m.
(614) 436-2600
Monroeville, Pennsylvania
Guitar Center
Thursday, March 17, 7 p.m.
(412) 372-8800
Frederick, Maryland
Make 'N' Music
Friday, March 18, 7 p.m.
(301) 662-8822
Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
Pro Line Music
Saturday, March 19, 6 p.m.
(215) 736-8055
Admission: $5.00
Sterling, Virginia
(part of "Acoustifest 2005")
Melodee Music
Sunday, March 20, 5 p.m.
(703) 450-4667
Admission: $5.00
Roanoke, Virginia
(Presented by Fret Mill Music Co.)
Wyndham Roanoke Airport
Monday, March 21, 7 p.m.
(540) 982-6686
Admission: Donation of canned goods
Shillington, Pennsylvania
Fred's Music Shop
Wednesday, March 23, 6 p.m.
(610) 777-3733
Towson, Maryland
Guitar Center
Thursday, March 24, 7 p.m.
(410) 821-5200