Hey Guys and Gals, looks like I won :)

[jim777]

Congratulations all

[Gregory Bruce Campbell]

Originally Posted by Darkstrike

I count 7 I know, if you include Gregory Bruce Campbell.

LOL! thanks for bringing this to my attention Darkstrike! at first i was like geeze man! and then i read the guys list of questions to ask your self!

i'd say i had to say yes to about 80% of the questions!

funny funny stuff!

[Hutzbordello]

the only person on his list that sucks is nikky sixx

[edbass]

Originally Posted by JimmyM

i'm sorry but that cracks me up!

Originally Posted by Gregory Bruce Campbell

funny funny stuff!

I agree, I laughed my butt off. I had no idea that so many bassists? take the time to make and post You Tube video of themselves.

The best part is the "suck test";


Here's how to tell if you suck:

You're a solo bassist.

You have more than 500 posts on Talkbass.

You live with a parent.

You list your gear and think it matters.

You tell people how many strings your bass has.

You call people haters.

You can't get in a cover band.

You're in a cover band.

You play a bass your hero does.

You're still searching for "your" tone with gear changes.

You have had a mullet. Even just once.

You use the word guitard.

You tap.

You use a looper.

The internet can make you cry.

You rock for Mohamed.

You rock for Jesus.

You got upset reading this list.

Originally Posted by Hutzbordello

the only person on his list that sucks is nikky sixx

You need to look again, brother; there is some pretty horrendously bad playing going on there, funny to be sure, but “suck” is being kind in some examples.

[JimmyM]

Originally Posted by edbass

I agree, I laughed my butt off. I had no idea that so many bassists? take the time to make and post You Tube video of themselves.

The best part is the "suck test";


Here's how to tell if you suck:

You're a solo bassist.

* You have more than 500 posts on Talkbass.

You live with a parent.

You list your gear and think it matters.

You tell people how many strings your bass has.

* You call people haters.

You can't get in a cover band.

* You're in a cover band.

You play a bass your hero does.

You're still searching for "your" tone with gear changes.

You have had a mullet. Even just once.

You use the word guitard.

* You tap.

You use a looper.

The internet can make you cry.

You rock for Mohamed.

You rock for Jesus.

You got upset reading this list.

phew! only 4, 3 if you count how my tapping skills have degenerated over the years. ok, i guess don't suck quite as bad as i could

[kcole4001]

Ahhh, I only got 4.
I need to practice....

[Bryan R. Tyler]

He knew I was a mod here, so it's probably a TBer.

[Gregory Bruce Campbell]

Here's how to tell if you suck:

* You're a solo bassist.

You have more than 500 posts on Talkbass.

You live with a parent.

* You list your gear and think it matters.

* You tell people how many strings your bass has.

You call people haters.

*You can't get in a cover band.

*You're in a cover band.

You play a bass your hero does.

* You're still searching for "your" tone with gear changes.

* You have had a mullet. Even just once.

* You use the word guitard.

* You tap.

* You use a looper.

* The internet can make you cry.

You rock for Mohamed.

* You rock for Jesus.

You got upset reading this list.

[JimmyM]

wow gregory, that's a lot!

[Gregory Bruce Campbell]

Originally Posted by JimmyM

wow gregory, that's a lot!

i'm sp confused... PRIMUS suck? RIGHT???

[BuffaloBass]

Hahaha! I realize it's a joke, as some of those players obviously dpont suck, but he missed this fat ass, who truly does suck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAHsibd2Bk

And is about as photogenic as an enema bag. But I dont give a rats ass.

[ElectraPhoenix]

I'm going to say "thank you" to this guy for compiling a great number of good bass pieces and covers on there

[MrGotBass]

Originally Posted by BuffaloBass

Hahaha! I realize it's a joke, as some of those players obviously dpont suck, but he missed this fat ass, who truly does suck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAHsibd2Bk

And is about as photogenic as an enema bag. But I dont give a rats ass.

[jmattbassplaya]

Originally Posted by Bryan R. Tyler

He knew I was a mod here, so it's probably a TBer.

Oh you can definitely tell he is. I think it's funny

[Jim Dep]

Originally Posted by Gregory Bruce Campbell

Here's how to tell if you suck:

* You're a solo bassist.

You have more than 500 posts on Talkbass.

You live with a parent.

* You list your gear and think it matters.

* You tell people how many strings your bass has.

You call people haters.

*You can't get in a cover band.

*You're in a cover band.

You play a bass your hero does.

* You're still searching for "your" tone with gear changes.

* You have had a mullet. Even just once.

* You use the word guitard.

* You tap.

* You use a looper.

* The internet can make you cry.

You rock for Mohamed.

* You rock for Jesus.

You got upset reading this list.

This is why the internet and the color yellow makes me cry, I think.

[Gregory Bruce Campbell]

OUCH! i'm on there twice!

[Rip Topaz]

Originally Posted by Mulebagger

I actually surfed the channel and enjoyed a number of the pieces Glad to see the TBers were representing!

+1. I was actually kinda bummed that I didn't make the list!!

There's some great playing in that list.

[Johnny Roots]

Well that first guy, he shouldn't be playing his Bass while he is Piloting a 747.

[mellowinman]

Originally Posted by BuffaloBass

Hahaha! I realize it's a joke, as some of those players obviously dpont suck, but he missed this fat ass, who truly does suck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAHsibd2Bk

And is about as photogenic as an enema bag. But I dont give a rats ass.

I don't understand this post at all.

[two fingers]

Does the guy put any videos of HIMSELF playing? I bet not. I would click on the link, but he only wanted attention to begin with. I'm not going to give him what he wants.