I have a theory about Victor Wooten...

Kwesi · #1 08-28-2011, 12:50 PM

I think he's only keeping the dreads because he doesn't know if his hair would grow back if he cut them. Thoughts

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Pinta · #2 08-28-2011, 12:57 PM

I think the dreads are a sort of beacon to attract his groove power.

Kind of what Bob Marley did for attracting his "make-you-feel-good-with-just-the-sound-of-my-voice" power

JonahTheAmazing · #3 08-28-2011, 01:17 PM

With the massive dreads, you don't have to wear a hat to hide any baldness. I can't imagine him with short un-dread-ed hair.

**pacojas** · #4 08-28-2011, 01:27 PM

ROTF!!!!

GeoffT · #5 08-28-2011, 01:34 PM

My suggestion would be, use Donald Trump's extreme comb-over as inspiration and create the extreme 'fro-over. You know the Donald is hiding something but since you can't actually see his scalp you have no actual proof.

superbassman2000 · #6 08-28-2011, 06:46 PM

i saw him a few weeks ago with Bela and he has a bald spot coming in in the back--he's going to look like a dredlocked friar!

Kwesi · #7 08-28-2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by superbassman2000

i saw him a few weeks ago with Bela and he has a bald spot coming in in the back--he's going to look like a dredlocked friar!

Had? Lol, that thing's been there for a while now and he needs to either shave his head or get Rogaine

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superbassman2000 · #8 08-28-2011, 07:19 PM

i haven't seen him for a while so i didn't know about it--i did think that same thing though at the show--i was picturing him with a haircut lol

bwoodman · #9 08-28-2011, 07:22 PM

He needs to do like Nathan East - his hairline was receding back in the 80s - I'm not an expert on NEs hairline, but I'm assuming he kept losing it, so he shaved it. We have a joke in our band that when "it's over" - it's over - no need to do the "skullet" - just shave it or keep it real short because you can't fool anybody with creative combovers, etc.