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08-28-2011, 04:23 AM
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Hi,
I am starting this club in order to tell the world about the ongoing problem of bassists idolizing carrots.This must be stoped NOW!Carrots are a dirty and evil vegetable, people (especially women) stick it at all kinds of places!
We must promote lemonade and lemons as the new bassists thing because:
1. Lemons are more awesome than carrots
2. They are just awesome
3. Unlike carrots we have a club
4. Lemonade is more tastefull than carrotade
5. In fact carrotade doesn't even exist
1# Lemon Lovers Bassists Club 
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08-28-2011, 04:44 AM
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08-28-2011, 04:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dublin, Ireland | | | Ok gief # pleaze.
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Lemon Lovers Bassists Club #3
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08-28-2011, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by genericusername  Ok gief # pleaze. | You are #3
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08-28-2011, 05:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Finland | | | hell yeah! |
08-28-2011, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Kaappari hell yeah! | wanna be #4 ?
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08-28-2011, 05:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Duluth, Minnesota | | | I'm DEFINATELY getting in on this!
Lemons are a citrusy gift from sweet baby Jesus himself. (And we all know he was a bass player too!)
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08-28-2011, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Admpres I'm DEFINATELY getting in on this!
Lemons are a citrusy gift from sweet baby Jesus himself. (And we all know he was a bass player too!) | You are #5 , happy?
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08-28-2011, 05:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Duluth, Minnesota | | | Very much so.
Thank you, Kind sir.
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08-28-2011, 06:01 AM
| | | | Remember Club Members we need to promote Lemons so please put your # in your sig
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08-28-2011, 08:20 AM
|  | I ain't got no time to play... | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northeast Ohio | |
Is it lemons or lemonade? This sort of confusion will be the demise of the club.
I happen to like carrots and am a long term member of the ancient Secret Carrot Society. There has never been any ambiguity like this in our organization.  uh oh...I am not sure I am supposed to talk about the Secret Carrot Society in public! |
08-28-2011, 08:34 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Portland | | | Some people's kids... I swear...
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08-28-2011, 09:25 AM
| | | | It is lemons.But i was thinking about lemonade all day so i made that mistake.But this mistake happened only because lemonade is so tasty unlike carrotade.
This club is open for everybody unlike carrot fags super secret club.
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08-28-2011, 09:48 AM
| | I ain't got no time to play... | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northeast Ohio | | | The lure of lemons is very hard to resist indeed. While I can appreciate a good lemon, I cannot turn my back to the Carrot Brethren. |
08-28-2011, 09:51 AM
| | | You will be sorry one day, but it is never to late to join 
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08-28-2011, 10:08 AM
| | I ain't got no time to play... | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northeast Ohio | | We'll put this to the true test...a TBOT poll Carrots or Lemons? |
08-29-2011, 06:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New York | | | Brilliant! Sign me up!
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08-29-2011, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Monsterbass74 Brilliant! Sign me up! | you are #6
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08-29-2011, 07:45 AM
|  | needs more fuzz | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia | | | I'm in. Whenever I go out to eat and the bring me a glass of water with lemon, you know I'm eating the lemon.
I was at Sneaky Dee's and I had my buddy ask the waitress for a bowl of lemon wedges. She actually brought us a little bowl with half a lemon (or more) cut up. I ate it all.
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