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01-10-2006, 04:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | oh... so THATS a bassist
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oh... so THATS a bassist
My role makes so much more sence now...  
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01-10-2006, 05:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland | | | Lol @ number 5
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01-10-2006, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by theshadow2001 Lol @ number 5 | +1
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01-10-2006, 10:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota | | What the Hell was that!?!?! 
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01-10-2006, 11:19 AM
| | I wish I could sing like Rick Danko. | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Shreveport LA | | "Some bassists try to take control of everything and whine if they dont get their own way. The reason is that because they learn lots of different scales, modes, arpegios etc.. and they think they are musical geniouses because they no all these and try to use them in each note, when really its so easy to play scales on the bass. They dont realise that on guitar scales are far more complex and envolve more technique as well as linking them to even more complex chords etc..
Whiney Bassists need to learn that they are not master musicians just because they no some very simple scales."
Atleast I take the fricking time to learn music theory unlike alot of guitarists I know. I hate not being able to communicate with people that have been playing for years but somehow never managed to learn basic (keyword=basic) music theory. They could have it down in a couple of weeks but aren't willing to do any homework.  |
01-10-2006, 02:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ottawa, ontario, canada | | | well i added mine , says it'll show up in nine weeks.
ah the internet , is there anything it can't do? |
01-10-2006, 03:33 PM
|  | Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer
Sales Rep: Benavente Guitars - Endorser: SIT strings, & Epifani Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Atlanta/Lexington | | | oh, so that is what one is? |
01-10-2006, 05:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | My guitarist is so freakin bassist! its so annoying! |
01-10-2006, 06:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Boston, MA | | | For Urban Dictionary Slang Purposes: A bassist is someone who hangs around musicians. |
01-10-2006, 08:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ribwich, ZF | | hahaha some of those are funny!
some people take things way too seriously. 
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01-10-2006, 08:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Santa Cruz, CA | | And to think people whine about wikipedia.
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01-10-2006, 08:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minnesota | | | Wow, just....wow.
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01-11-2006, 10:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Winnipeg Canada | | | I thought the bassist was the good looking guy that got all the chicks.... oh wait maybe thats just my band :P |
01-11-2006, 10:50 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: DuPont, Washington | | | "That punk bassist played three different notes during the gig."
Now THAT'S funny. |
01-11-2006, 10:55 AM
| | | | some funny, some stupid. a good representation of the internet as a whole. |
01-11-2006, 10:57 AM
| | | | "Larry learned how to play an A, E and B on the bass guitar. This was the entire prerequisite for joining a band."
i think that is some funny stuff.
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01-11-2006, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by slapcracklepop For Urban Dictionary Slang Purposes: A bassist is someone who hangs around musicians. | Thats supposed to read: A drummer is someone who hangs around musicians. |
01-12-2006, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Audiophage Thats supposed to read: A drummer is someone who hangs around musicians. | ZING 
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01-12-2006, 01:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Long Island, NY | | | I love this one:
Someone who plays the bass. There are three kinds of them:
-Punk/metal bassists. Just like punk guitarists but even more idiot so they can only touch one string at a time.
-Jazz/funky bassists. People who, along with drummers, should rule the world instead of those corrupt politicians. Everything would be better.
-The rest. Like punk bassist but they can play a different note every beat.
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01-12-2006, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeyFingers I love this one:
Someone who plays the bass. There are three kinds of them:
-Punk/metal bassists. Just like punk guitarists but even more idiot so they can only touch one string at a time.
-Jazz/funky bassists. People who, along with drummers, should rule the world instead of those corrupt politicians. Everything would be better.
-The rest. Like punk bassist but they can play a different note every beat. | Favorite.
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