Yes,this is a cheap,below-the-belt shot. But,I'm gonna say it anyhow......
He needs to buy one. Then,just maybe the Jaco figure might be able to teach Mr.Clayton how to show a little bit of restraint in his playing


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Before anyone starts flamin' on me,yes,I WOULD L-O-V-E TO TRADE PLACES (and bank accounts) WITH MR.CLAYTON!!