I just wanted to give you all a quick heads-up regarding what appears to be a FREE, FULL-LENGTH DOWNLOADABLE RECORD from the esteemed REVEREND WRETCHED RUINER SEVERHEAD.
Here's how he rolls. After you answer a few groove-tard related questions such as "What Is Your Favorite Biblical Punishment Of The Unsaved?", you click submit and then you are able to download a bunch of FREE kick-ass diseased audio sickness. Just go to this link:
http://www.ruinerseverhead.com/jft/jesusfisttapes.html
But seriously, don't do this IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED...
Don't do this IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A CHOSEN ONE...
Don't do this IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SURVIVE THE COMING RAPTURE…
Don't do this IF YOU DON'T WANT TO AVOID BEING LEFT BEHIND...
Here's what the American media is saying about HIM:
"All hail the new order of Jesus Fist!"
--Crypto Fascist Theocracy Magazine
"The Soundtrack Of Christian Reconstruction!"
--Peoples Church Of America
"I love getting baked and listening to THE FIST! YES!!!"
--J.S. Grossman
"Listening to "Conjurer (Grand Ball)" makes me feel safe at night. I can finally quit the internet. Thanks Ruiner!"
--Ann Coulter
"Liberty-tards, BEWARE!"
--Center For American Theocracy Now
If you haven't already done so, please add them to your FIST List!:
http://www.myspace.com/ruinerseverhead http://www.myspace.com/jesusfist666 http://www.myspace.com/demondwilson69
Lastly, if you want to hang with some cool Vampire peeps, go join this group:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wretched/
Don't blame the messenger,
MATT TILL
(Publicist for THE FIST)