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07-29-2010, 04:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boston | | | Worlds Fattest Bassist
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Yeah, we know the big fat bassist stereotype, but who wins it? Nathan watts comes to mind but I'll bet he's small potatos(pun fully intended) compared to some guys.
Somebody can easily beat this one!!!!
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07-29-2010, 04:04 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Providence, RI | | | Phew, for a second there I thought it might be me. |
07-29-2010, 04:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Princeton New Jersey | | | I've lost 65 pounds recently. Trying to lose 20 more. I'm sick of the big fat bass player stereotype.
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07-29-2010, 04:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by knigel  Phew, for a second there I thought it might be me. | TB Members are welcome to submit themselves as contenders 
Tee Hee
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07-29-2010, 04:12 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Napa, California | | | Juan Nelson of Ben Harper's band is pretty big.
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07-29-2010, 04:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Brunswick Georgia | | | i'm 5'11", runnin about 320 lbs. do i qualify? |
07-29-2010, 04:13 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Kohlman Bassworks | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia | | There's a couple local cats here in my area who are pretty doggone huge who play bass. No names though! Easily in the 400-500lb range! 
Found the other one. 
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07-29-2010, 04:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: alabama | | I bet he has a great tone, y`know, with all that extra mass 
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07-29-2010, 04:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Queen Creek AZ | | | 6 foot 5 ish and exactly 400! but i dont think ill win |
07-29-2010, 04:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tinyaka i'm 5'11", runnin about 320 lbs. do i qualify? | I'll bet the guy below you has you beat by at least a buck!!
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07-29-2010, 05:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Paul Goddard form Atlanta Ryhthm Section may not be the fattest but I think he'd place high in the Fat and Ugly contest. 
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07-29-2010, 05:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK | | it seems the guy from Carpathian Forest is in the running. and there isn't enough swimwear in black metal
EDIT image removed. i'll try and find a better one
DOUBLE EDIT i'm not sure this is 'better' in the positive sense of the word, but still 
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07-29-2010, 05:11 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Quebec | | 5'10" and 155 lbs. Do I win  ? |
07-29-2010, 09:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Napa, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by chanson Juan Nelson of Ben Harper's band is pretty big. | Here we go 
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07-29-2010, 10:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Jose, CA | | Chris Chew of the North Mississippi All stars is an enormous man  
Of course he's just big dude all around
an EXCELLENT player and really nice guy
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07-30-2010, 01:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: montesano, washington | | The bassist for the adolescents is a hefty fella! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-RO_y1zoTY
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07-30-2010, 01:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Twixt a rock and a hard place | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kenfxj I've lost 65 pounds recently. Trying to lose 20 more. I'm sick of the big fat bass player stereotype. | How did you do it? I am looking toward shedding some extra weight too. PM me if this is a thread hijack. |
07-30-2010, 06:58 AM
|  | I play the electric tuba. | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cleveland | | | Bill Dickens? Not saying anything bad about anyone, but you know, big is big.
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07-30-2010, 07:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: MA | | | Beefcake the Mighty is a hefty dude.
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07-30-2010, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Deepak Beefcake the Mighty is a hefty dude. | Which incarnation?
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