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10-02-2007, 10:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Los Angeles | | | #1 Dr. Schnitzer explains to Mr. Smith that the area in question is not now, nor ever was the USB port...
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10-02-2007, 10:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New Fairfield, CT | | | 1) Make with the money, Horse, or the Ply gets it
2) Don't feel like singing, eh? Perhaps you need a little persuasion? Let's see how you like sleeping with the fishes
3) Balsa makes good flying machines. How about plywood?
4) AS: "Dammit. We forgot the cement shoes." |
10-02-2007, 12:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Los Angeles | | | #3 "As the bass sinks slowly in the west, our intrepid Wiccan Priests perform the intricate 'Dance of Doom' signaling the end of summer and the cleansing power of water..." (or was that scotch and soda?) |
10-02-2007, 02:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Longview, TX | | | 1) Are you sure that he can swim?
2) It's my bass! No it's not, it's MY bass!
3) They say if you llove somthing to let it go...and if it happens to sink in the pool then it's the coolest damn artificial reef I've ever seen.
4) Well so much for the artificial reef idea. But i think we are ready for David Letterman and Will It Float?!?!
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10-02-2007, 02:37 PM
|  | My favorite songs were never heard on the radio | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK | | | Ha! Reminds me of when several of us bassists floated a sad-looking aluminum bass out on the local campus pond. It even made the news on the radio! And of course, they incorrectly identified it as a 'cello. *sigh* |
10-03-2007, 03:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Bozeman Montana | | | Picture 1 ...... Arnold indicates to Ken where to stuff the 45 crisp new 100 dollar bills required for the restoration project. |
10-03-2007, 07:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Toledo, Ohio | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by funkybassplayer 4) Well so much for the artificial reef idea. But i think we are ready for David Letterman and Will It Float?!?! | HAHA! LOL!
What about using it on 'Bob Bourdain's Bowling Ball Demo.... With a bass!' LOL!
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If you want to shake the floor and frighten the cellists, you might want to try this bass
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10-05-2007, 01:04 PM
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Owner: Ken Smith Basses, Ltd. | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Perkasie, PA USA | |  ahhh...
I thought you guys could do better on this. So far, it looks like we don't have a winner yet. A few winers, but they don't win anything..  |
10-05-2007, 01:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: West Orange, NJ | | | 1. This is where Jed goes when he asks (begs) for a raise/a break for lunch/a break to use the little luthiers room.
2. That little guy is heavier than he looks!
3. If this doesn't land in the pool were gonna have to bury him in it.
4. If you'd used the bathroom before you left the house like I told you, you wouldn't be in this predicament. |
10-06-2007, 09:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: emmitsburg, maryland | | | #1 new upstate low..pool guy (tiki shirt) demos latest high tech skimmer
#2,3 smelliin' a hard sell.. coerces sucker..er customer ,with install assist.
#4 recalibration and shake down of the "Admiral 500" which coincidently is about the same amount Popeye is going to part with.
So...do I win the 07' Tahoe or what???
Last edited by forester : 10-09-2007 at 08:29 PM.
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03-11-2008, 09:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Tilton, IL | | | kay water ski
reminds me of a photo in my first teacher's studio - he was actually water skiing on lake michigan on a Kay! no kidding. he was a rep and it was a publicity stunt. |
03-11-2008, 10:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | | TB agents take down Luthieriano crime family....
1. Two unknown finger gunman from the Luthieriano crime family caught by TB surveillance during a "hit" on a naked Gamba.
2. TB agents snapped this photo as the two thugs attempt to dispose of the body.
3. The hitmen realize a moment too late "we forgot the cement boots!"
4. The two mobsters were later identified as Arnold "the butcher" and Kenny "the eater" Lutheriano by Mr. Ed, who happened to be grazing nearby.
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