Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord ...

**Matthew Tucker** · #1 07-11-2009, 09:07 AM

Good friend comes into the workshop today. I hand him a fingerboard blank.

"Wow, that's so heavy!"

Looks at me dead serious.

"So this comes from an elephant, huh?"

bassist14 · #2 07-11-2009, 09:27 AM

so, you did not know its made from elephants ****? thats why its so hard...

Jake deVilliers · #3 07-11-2009, 10:05 AM

Public school education just isn't what it used to be!

Marcus Johnson · #4 07-11-2009, 02:35 PM

Beware when an elephant gets wood.

forester · #5 07-12-2009, 01:47 AM

show him the ivory logs

**Damon Rondeau** · #6 07-12-2009, 09:18 AM

"Most people think it's elephant but it's actually mastodon..."

Bassguyrob · #7 07-13-2009, 01:04 AM

Boy that would be a sight to see an elephant with black tusks....

Or was it a white fingerboard?

zeytoun · #8 07-28-2009, 02:10 PM

Ebony and Ivory
Both products of pachydermy

Jazzdogg · #9 07-28-2009, 02:20 PM

Stories like this reinforce my belief that the two must abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.