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02-14-2013, 02:33 PM
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02-14-2013, 02:54 PM
|  | Non Serviam | | Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Schenectady NY | | Funny stuff. May I also nominate "The Pina Colada Song"?
"The wife and I are having trouble in our relationship, so I put an ad on CL looking for something on the side. One important quality she should have is a distaste for yoga. Funny thing is, someone answered the ad, and it turned out to be my wife. Instead of putting the last nail in the coffin of our relationship, we had a little laugh. Gee, I never knew she liked pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain." 
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02-14-2013, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bassist4Eris Funny stuff. May I also nominate "The Pina Colada Song"?
"The wife and I are having trouble in our relationship, so I put an ad on CL looking for something on the side. One important quality she should have is a distaste for yoga. Funny thing is, someone answered the ad, and it turned out to be my wife. Instead of putting the last nail in the coffin of our relationship, we had a little laugh. Gee, I never knew she liked pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain."  | The actual name of that song is "Escape". Interestingly, the same guy, Rupert Holmes, wrote this song - "Timothy" by The Buoys about a questionable tale. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaZkQelQCBI | 
02-14-2013, 03:43 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: charles town, wv | | | Color My World. I played it at least once a night when it came out and for years afterwords. I hate that song.
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02-14-2013, 03:49 PM
| | Registered User Endorsing Artist: Fender Basses, Ampeg, Curt Mangan Strings | | Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: South Shore, Massachusetts | | | I never wanted to hear most of the songs on the list in the first place, let alone hear them again.
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02-14-2013, 03:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Madison, WI. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassist4Eris Funny stuff. May I also nominate "The Pina Colada Song"?
"The wife and I are having trouble in our relationship, so I put an ad on CL looking for something on the side. One important quality she should have is a distaste for yoga. Funny thing is, someone answered the ad, and it turned out to be my wife. Instead of putting the last nail in the coffin of our relationship, we had a little laugh. Gee, I never knew she liked pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain."  | Awesome story. | 
02-14-2013, 09:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Memphis, TN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by lfmn16 Color My World. I played it at least once a night when it came out and for years afterwords. I hate that song. | Hmm. I actually LIKE that one!
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02-15-2013, 01:59 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: charles town, wv | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff K Hmm. I actually LIKE that one! | I think I liked it the first several hundred times I played it. I was playing full time in the olden days and we often had to play it more than once per night by request.
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02-15-2013, 02:06 PM
|  | Progressive Rock Bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL | | | ONLY 20 songs????
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02-15-2013, 02:11 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Baltimore,MD USA | | | "One In a Million You" by Larry Graham is pretty dreadful. I got a lifetime's worth of it when it was out. No more, please.
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02-15-2013, 02:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Madison, WI. | | | Don't get me wrong I love TOP but their ballads are...well...not their strength. | 
02-15-2013, 02:22 PM
|  | FenderBassMan40 | | | | | Hang on wait. It's "do you like piña coladas?"
I always thought it was "do you like bean enchiladas!"
I kid. I must admit I do Consider that song a guilty pleasure. I can't help it. It just cracks me up too much. | 
02-15-2013, 02:29 PM
|  | Progressive Rock Bassist | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL | | | "I Will Always Love You" covered by Whitney Houston. I would wager if someone measured the duration that she hits the same basic note in "I-I-I (will) ALWAYS (love) YOU.. I-I-I...(etc.)" throughout the whole song they would find it last LONGER than the whole song.
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02-15-2013, 02:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Missouri | | | Some of those on the list aren't that bad. There's way worse out there. | 
02-15-2013, 08:44 PM
| | | | I disagree with several of the songs on the list. They aren't my most favorite songs in the world, but I wouldn't mind hearing them again (the ones with which I disagree, that is). Thank goodness none of Adele's songs are included on the list.
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02-15-2013, 08:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta GA | | Any of Chicago's sappy ballads from "10" onward just turn my stomach. 
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02-15-2013, 09:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fenderbassman40 Hang on wait. It's "do you like piña coladas?"
I always thought it was "do you like bean enchiladas!" | "If you like making love at midnight, with a dude in a cape." | 
02-15-2013, 09:07 PM
| | | | Can Say Anything's Walk Though Hell count? I can not stand that song.
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02-15-2013, 09:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Greenville, NC USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassist4Eris Funny stuff. May I also nominate "The Pina Colada Song"?
"The wife and I are having trouble in our relationship, so I put an ad on CL looking for something on the side. One important quality she should have is a distaste for yoga. Funny thing is, someone answered the ad, and it turned out to be my wife. Instead of putting the last nail in the coffin of our relationship, we had a little laugh. Gee, I never knew she liked pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain."  | Are you kidn????? D'as my jam yo! (And I do like getting caught in the rain.)
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02-15-2013, 09:30 PM
|  | Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion. | | Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ohio | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Edward G. "One In a Million You" by Larry Graham is pretty dreadful. I got a lifetime's worth of it when it was out. No more, please. | I got close to many beauties dancing to that song at weddings back in the day.
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