accordian

[3 crotch grabs]

So there was this accordian player who always kept his accordian in the back seat of his car with the window down. He's having a beer one night and a friend says, "How come you leave the window down? Aren't you worried that the accordian will get stolen?" "Naaaw," says the accordian player. But the next time he is out, he thinks about it and decides to shut the window and lock the car. When he comes back the window is broken. "Damn," he says. He looks in the back seat and sees his accordian is still there, along with six more!

[spaceman]

- What is the definition of a gentleman?

- Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.

[Benjamin Strange]

Roland has come out with a MIDI accordian. Can you say GAS?

[Josh Ryan]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange

Roland has come out with a MIDI accordian. Can you say GAS?

Who in R&D approved that project???

[3 crotch grabs]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange

Roland has come out with a MIDI accordian. Can you say GAS?

forget that.
i want the electronic bagpipes!

[Mike88T]

Originally Posted by 3 crotch grabs

forget that.
i want the electronic bagpipes!

This is the last instrument in the world that should be electronically amplified.

[levijames]

What is the definition of perfect pitch? . When you toss an accordian into the dumpster from 30 yards away

[3 crotch grabs]

the least ask question in the universe:

hey, is that the accordian players new mercedes?

[The Golden Boy]

I had an accordian around 8 years ago or so, couldn't get rid of it to save my life. I buried it in hallowed ground. It hasn't come back yet.































Well... if you consider a dumpster outside Mexican, Thai and hamburger restaurants and a bar and porn store "hallowed ground." I'm sure those people exist- and I'm pretty sure they're accordian players.