Dr. John singing Zombie Woof would be cool. Or I could hear him doing the middle part to Dinah-Moe-Hum :
(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)
Just get me wasted
An youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
Then my body dont care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldnt give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there
(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin
Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
bout her mental health
till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...
Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?
Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin
Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more...
gg