anyone seen this?

[anonymous278347457]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bassist...nder_Checklist

ive just discovered uncyclopedia, it has SO much funny stuff on it

[SuperDuck]

I think I saw that in a Brian Beller article in TB a few years ago... looks like it's been expanded.

[d8g3jdh]

I've never seen it that big before.

[Spector_Ray]

Where do I pay my fine?

I love the tips:

Tip
Keep your bass with you at all times, or else groupies might think you’re just a lame roadie trying to score.

Tip
Watch out for lame roadies borrowing your equipment and pretending to be “with the band” in order to score with the groupies. Your chances are slim enough without the extra competition.

[dangnewt]

The entire article was pretty funny and much closer to my reality than I'd like to admit.