| |
View Poll Results: Vote | |
The Ashlee Simpson Syndrome
|   | 16 | 38.10% | |
The Ashlee Simpson Disorder
|   | 8 | 19.05% | |
The Ashlee Simpson Disease
|   | 4 | 9.52% | |
The Ashlee Simpson Contagion
|   | 6 | 14.29% | |
The Ashlee Simpson Virus
|   | 4 | 9.52% | |
The Ashlee Simpson Condition
|   | 3 | 7.14% | |
The Ashlee Simpson State
|   | 1 | 2.38% | |
The Ashlee Simpson Ailment
|   | 0 | 0% |  | | 
01-12-2005, 02:02 PM
| | | | Ashlee Simpson....
Sign in to disble this ad
With all the talk about her, and especially the booing she got at the Orange Bowl recently - which I haven't heard since...well, pretty much ever - it seems time that we come up with a 'term' for what she basically stands for - which to me is charm, cutsieness, looks (though some would say not quite enough to make up for anything) and image above all else - in short a description that would and could be used to exemplify the state of contemporary 'pop' music.
Vote for one:
The Ashlee Simpson Syndrome
The Ashlee Simpson Disorder
The Ashlee Simpson Disease
The Ashlee Simpson Contagion
The Ashlee Simpson Virus
The Ashlee Simpson Condition
The Ashlee Simpson State
The Ashlee Simpson Ailment | 
01-12-2005, 08:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: tasmania, australia | |  all of the above ?
__________________
some people say a song without words isnt a song - tell that to bethoven and he'll kick your ass - EVH
'take these chances.. place them in a box until a quieter time, lights down you up and die...'
| 
01-12-2005, 08:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Warrensburg, MO | | | Acid Reflux Disease.
__________________
Tomorrow should be better. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Coutts_is_god Their is a time and their is a place for being smart. | Well, maybe not.
| 
01-12-2005, 08:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: lost in bat country | | | Syndrome has a nice ring to it. All bad things have syndrome attached somehow.
__________________
every beginning comes from some other beginning's end
| 
01-12-2005, 09:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Columbus, Georgia | | | I actually thought it shoud be Ashlee Simpson Butterface disorder.
__________________
Travis
| 
01-12-2005, 09:46 PM
|  | *******er Emeritus(does anyone remember that? No?) | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Houston, Texas | | | "The Ashlee Simpson Contagion" sounds like a death metal band name.
__________________
-Jake
| 
01-12-2005, 10:12 PM
|  | Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Heber Springs, Arkansas | | | CARROTS
__________________
Experience is what you get, when you don't get what you want.
45 year old freshman
| 
01-12-2005, 10:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Big Sound Central | | | You know, there are other bad pop acts out there. If you're going to devote threads to them you could at least strive for a little diversity.
__________________
Ameeeeeericaaaaaaaa/Eatin' my lunch from a single bowl/In my paaaaaarents basssssement/Where I'm livin'/Happy Birthday!/I'm 43.
| 
01-12-2005, 11:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Warrensburg, MO | | | We tried for the diversity, but Ashlee messes things up so badly and so often, she's edging out all challengers to her throne here.
__________________
Tomorrow should be better. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Coutts_is_god Their is a time and their is a place for being smart. | Well, maybe not.
| 
01-12-2005, 11:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Arkansas | | O.K. my two pennys. First off I don't like Ashlee Simpson at all. At least she does play with a real band. What I don't get is all the Ashlee Simpson threads bashing her. I'm sorry I don't find what she has done to be that big a deal because every one of them chessy A*$ pop groups are doing it she just got cought on TV.
If you guy want a real topic? Why isn't there any Paris Hilton Bashing going on around here? That Skanky Rich White Trash tramp is comeing out with a CD pretty soon.
What the hell is wrong with or society that keeps puting up with this crap for?  | 
01-13-2005, 12:15 AM
| | |  .
I don't know what's more sad... The people making these threads, or the people making these threads...
__________________ Having a panic attack. | 
01-13-2005, 05:56 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Decatur, GA | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Stephen Soto I don't know what's more sad... The people making these threads, or the people making these threads... |
No kidding. For someone you all claim to hate, you certainly do spend a heck of a lot of time thinking/writing/talking about her...
Don't you people have anything more productive to do?  | 
01-13-2005, 08:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central Illinois | | Catch the Fever with the Ashlee Simpson Custom IPOD | 
01-13-2005, 09:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Ohio | | | That's funny.
__________________
I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.
Lakland Owners Club Member #157
| 
01-13-2005, 10:18 AM
|  | Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Sales Rep: Benavente Guitars - Endorser: SIT strings, & Epifani Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Atlanta/Lexington | |
nice. | 
01-13-2005, 07:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: florence , mississippi | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by bassmonkeee
Don't you people have anything more productive to do?  |
Like what??? A job??? Ha! No!
__________________
RIP Darrent Williams
| 
01-13-2005, 07:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: St Augustine, Florida | | | Go with The Ashlee Simpson Syndrome. Then you can be The A S S for short. | 
01-14-2005, 01:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central Illinois | | Honestly, didn't she catch it from someplace else?  | 
01-15-2005, 02:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Edinboro, PA | | | I've got a fever baby.
__________________
Mediocre Bassist Club Member #4
| 
01-15-2005, 03:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles | | | I'd call it a disease. The Backstreet Boys, N Sync and all those others, they clearly defined themselves as pop singers. They knew what they were, they embraced it and they became famous through it. Ashlee Simpson, on the other hand, is a pop singer who tries to act punk. The anarchy symbols, the clothes, everything. She is like a disease that mutates and spreads from one genre to another, trying to crap over all types of modern music.
__________________
Album of the Moment:
Aerosmith - Toys in the Attic
| | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | |