The best advice you've gotten from a song?

[dancehallclasher]

Serious and comedy options welcome.

For me:
"You may still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not."
(Cat Stevens, "Father and Son")

honorable mention:
"You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim."

[BassNdrum]

"colt 45 & two zigzags, baby thats all we need"

seriously a 40 and a joint, what could be better? besides 2 40's a blunt

[antiseptic]

Izzle kizzle, fo' schizzle

- snoop

[gkbass13]

"once you're a raisen, you can never be a grape"

-the bogmen

[Munjibunga]

"What a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away."

"They have stars they don't have wishes for."

Michael McDonald/Doobie Brothers

[MirageBass]

"You don't want no drama. No no no no drama."

- My Humps

[rfclef]

Don't wear those shoes. Weird Al. Changed my life.

[Phalex]

"Never look straight up at a bird"

From a song about not roller skating in a buffalo herd. Not sure who did that one......