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10-05-2006, 04:37 AM
| | | Sounds like something only you would come up with, lump.
I only read 3-4 pages...but geez! 
...meanwhile I can't help but keep looking at the boob-age on the advert to the left here.
Caramba! 
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10-05-2006, 04:49 AM
| | | | "Why are strobe lights tested? They're designed to work intermittently...so how can you tell they're not ****ed"?
"Digital in the sense it works via an electronically generated number system not digital because it only works if someone holds it together with their fingers"
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10-05-2006, 05:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan USA | | Brilliant!! 
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10-05-2006, 06:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow, Scotland | | In future I'm definitely asking for a Bob Hope impersonator at all my gigs Bloody brilliant, cheers for that!
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10-05-2006, 08:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | | Simply amazing.
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10-05-2006, 09:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: buenos aires, argentina | | | hilarious... is this the real rider though?? it can't be, can it??
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10-05-2006, 09:48 AM
|  | put a bird on it | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Minnesota | | | A TSUNAMI OF VOICE!!!! |
10-05-2006, 10:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Danbury, CT | | Too Funny!!  |
10-05-2006, 11:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: NYC | | | I wish I could find a copy of Harold Danko's contract rider. It's pretty normal up to a point but then goes into this whole whole Andrew Lloyd Weber (...heretofore referred to as THAT ****ING MORON in this document) hate, that starts levying additional charges if anybody even mentions his name.
As I recall, Randy Brecker had a pretty funny one too...
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10-05-2006, 11:51 AM
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BECAUSE AWESOME CAT IS AWESOME!!!!!
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10-05-2006, 12:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bay Area (Chesapeake ) | | | Thanks to Mr. Brecker for giving the bass player (bass actually) a nod. |
10-05-2006, 02:01 PM
|  | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | Where's the "Brown M&M" clause?
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10-05-2006, 07:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Northern VA | | | That is a riot. I want that guy on my crew. |
10-05-2006, 07:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: north of chicago | | | I just read the entire thing, it was genious
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10-07-2006, 06:36 AM
| | | | From Brecker's rider-
"But you are twelve people and this is a twelve seat bus!" (May I quote
Ronnie Cuber:"How are we gonna be able to bring some broads on the bus,
now?") What about that"!!?
"Ice in my Coke, please"!! (That is what happens to water under 32 degrees)
Sub Chapter unto itself-THE DREADED BATHROOM
(the following points do not
apply in the USA):
g. "No toilets please where your **** just lays there dry on the ledge (who
invented that and why?). It's gotta drop in water immediately"!!
h. "No toilets that drench your balls in a rush of water when you flush".
h.1. "No sandpaper masquerading as toilet paper".
All these demands aren't "Jazz"...are they, Ed?
Makes me appreciate what someone like Bird put up with while he was 'on tour'.
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10-08-2006, 12:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston, Tx. | | | Iggy Pop who would go through all that so see him?? Maybe that explains how you slowly stop seeing acts tour the country.... no one wants to meet these requests.... | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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