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06-03-2008, 12:41 PM
|  | Groovin' Eskrimador Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | Best song opening lines...
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I'm listening to a lot of songwriter John Gorka lately.
"Couldn't bribe a wino
on what I used to make"
is the start of his song "Land of the Bottom Line".
What a great opening line.
What are some favorites of yours?
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Zon, Genz Benz, BFM and LDS
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06-03-2008, 01:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Orlando | | | Hmmm... "My name is Jonas," is a great one.
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06-03-2008, 01:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | | "I hate to tell you this
but I'm very very happy.
Now I know that's not what you'd expect
from me at all"
Everything Is Different Now - Don Henley (from the album "Inside Job")
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06-03-2008, 01:30 PM
|  | On the TB leaderboard for low talent/gear ratios! | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: NJ | | | "You can't get romantic on a subway line" - Van Halen, Everybody Wants Some.
Though if I remember correctly that song came out before "Risky Business" proved otherwise ...
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Dave O. Yeah, I suck, I know that. But at least I suck a little less than I did yesterday.
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06-03-2008, 01:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Orlando | | | Oh and you gotta love "**** Jay-Z," In the song "Ether" by Nas.
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06-03-2008, 01:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | "Mister, won't you please help my pony?"
Mister, Won't You Please Help My Pony - Ween
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06-03-2008, 02:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY | | | I'm a fan of Gary Cherone's "Let's go!" as Decadence Dance kicks in (Extreme).
Or Phil's "Last song of the night's 'I'm Broken,' I'm havin' a good time!" on Live: 101 Proof. | 
06-03-2008, 02:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui | | | "There was a moon and a streetlamp, I didn't know I drank such a lot,
'til I pissed a tequila anaconda the full length of the parking lot"
-Joni Mitchell, "Talk To Me" | 
06-03-2008, 02:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | (This is screamed out at high volume....)
"I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE....AND I BRING YOU......FIRE!!!" Fire, Arthur Brown - 1968.
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06-03-2008, 03:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Woodburn, Oregon | | | “I’m your only friend, I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am“ Birdhouse in your Soul - They Might Be Giants
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Bobby Rice, Bassist - Cry of Stones
check us out at cryofstones.com
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06-03-2008, 03:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: under a palm tree sippin pepsi | | | crazy but thats how it goes.
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06-03-2008, 05:34 PM
| | | | "Hey pretty baby are you ready for me? It's your good rockin' daddy down from Tennessee...."
Steve Earle-Guitar Town | 
06-03-2008, 09:05 PM
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06-03-2008, 10:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Edinboro, PA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilgrim (This is screamed out at high volume....)
"I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE....AND I BRING YOU......FIRE!!!" Fire, Arthur Brown - 1968. |
Winner.
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06-03-2008, 10:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: COLORADO | | | The old man was covered with tattoos and scars,
he got some in prison, the others in bars.... | 
06-03-2008, 11:43 PM
|  | I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ottawa, Canada | | | I'll tell you what...
Everybody born, everybody dies right?
Everybody born for something, everybody dies for something.
We'll we're lucky to be here,
Because we should have died a long f***ing time ago!
But we didn't!
We're still here!
You know what we're born for?
We're built for speed! | 
06-04-2008, 01:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Calgary, AB, Canada | | | Perhaps not BEST opening lines, but...
"Are you ready?" from Blind by Korn off their first cd. When I first heard it my answer was yes, but as time progressed the answer was no, no I was not ready for the large amount of crappy music that would follow suit and dominate the air waves. Stupid nu-metal.
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'Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.' - Jack Handey
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06-04-2008, 01:58 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Auburn Nebraska | | | ^ I like that song, and I like nu-metal. | 
06-04-2008, 04:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | | A funny one I know is:
"I am so proud of my hearcut"
New Hearcut - Freak Kitchen
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06-04-2008, 05:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hampshire, UK | | | "I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit
And your dog refused to look at it"
Galaxie 500 - Fourth of July
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