So after priming the bed frame, the little princess decides she wants it to be white, not Tinkerbell green.

Fine, go grab some white, start spewing- wait, the stupid trigger-thingie won't hardly, no absolutely
won't push the button down on this Krylon crap, and it's spitting bad.

OK fine- go down one more time, exchange it for good old Rustoleum. Only this stuff has the new, improved 'easy-touch' spray button; it's a
little easier than a regular one, but still won't work w/the ghetto spray-trigger.

My finger hurts...