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Old 03-24-2008, 05:36 AM
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Just wondering which ones you've all heard...

...mine would be "Bass Guitarists have thicker strings". Used to be on the vanity plate on my 69 SS/RS Camaro
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:13 AM
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:11 AM
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Old 03-25-2008, 08:17 AM
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...mine would be "Bass Guitarists have thicker strings". Used to be on the vanity plate on my 69 SS/RS Camaro
Man, they let you have a lot of characters on your license plates...
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:01 PM
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:48 PM
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:17 PM
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Old 03-26-2008, 09:49 AM
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:01 PM
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It's the girth that matters... not the quantity.
okay Sarah that's just gross.
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:59 PM
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:20 AM
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:19 AM
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:47 AM
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If your the fat guy in the band.
Your the bass player.
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Old 03-27-2008, 01:14 PM
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If your the fat guy in the band.
Your the bass player.
It's always the fat guy or the lanky guy.
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Old 03-27-2008, 01:49 PM
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I'm the fat guy in my band, and I play bass.

The lanky guy is the guitar God.
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
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If your the fat guy in the band.
Your the bass player.
the fat guy in my band plays guitar,
I'm the short skinny guy playin bass

mine was for a long ass time To guitar player: TURN THE F*** DOWN!!

he suffers from little dick syndrome. Still.
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