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03-24-2008, 05:36 AM
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Just wondering which ones you've all heard...
...mine would be "Bass Guitarists have thicker strings". Used to be on the vanity plate on my 69 SS/RS Camaro 
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03-24-2008, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | | 
03-25-2008, 07:11 AM
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03-25-2008, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Guiseppe
...mine would be "Bass Guitarists have thicker strings". Used to be on the vanity plate on my 69 SS/RS Camaro  | Man, they let you have a lot of characters on your license plates...
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03-25-2008, 04:01 PM
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03-25-2008, 06:48 PM
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03-25-2008, 07:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura County | | | We have longer instruments.
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Originally Posted by beyondhairy next chick who asks me to take her to starbucks is unzipping her pants first | | 
03-26-2008, 09:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Staffordshire, England | | | It's the girth that matters... not the quantity. | 
03-26-2008, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah5string It's the girth that matters... not the quantity. | okay Sarah that's just gross.
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03-26-2008, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sarcastro83 "Guy's I can't Hear Myself" | thats hilarious!! | 
03-27-2008, 03:20 AM
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03-27-2008, 10:19 AM
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03-27-2008, 10:47 AM
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If your the fat guy in the band.
Your the bass player. | 
03-27-2008, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mojo-Man
If your the fat guy in the band.
Your the bass player. | It's always the fat guy or the lanky guy.
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03-27-2008, 01:49 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | I'm the fat guy in my band, and I play bass.
The lanky guy is the guitar God.
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03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mojo-Man
If your the fat guy in the band.
Your the bass player. | the fat guy in my band plays guitar,
I'm the short skinny guy playin bass
mine was for a long ass time To guitar player: TURN THE F*** DOWN!!
he suffers from little dick syndrome. Still. | 
03-27-2008, 03:09 PM
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