Hit a slow spot at work, so I went window shopping on ebay and ran across this "auction":
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...752295681&rd=1
Honestly, I can't make up my mind whether this guy is the most noble musician to ever live, or if he's got the biggest set of huevos in europe.
I would have taken it immediately for a scam if not for his 100% rating.
Just thought I'd post it for comments, sincere and snide.
Bob