CL Ad: Give me everything FREE

[armywalaby]

This one was too good to not share.

http://terrehaute.craigslist.org/msg/2227686970.html

[PSPookie]

You should copy and paste the text from the ad if you want people to see it. Many of us can't access CL through our work filters.

Thanks

[Nev375]

I AM LOOKING FOR FREE OR AT LEAST CHEAP MUSIC INSTRUMENTS/MUSIC EQUIPMENT SUCH AS:::::::::


PA SYSTEM

DISCO LIGHTS (SUCH AS BAND LIGHTS OR PARTY LIGHTS)

ELECTRIC GUITARS

ELECTRIC BASS GUITARS

ACOUSTIC BASS

ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC GUITAR

CDS---> SUCH AS MID AGE COUNTRY & NEW COUNTRY......ALSO OLD CLASIC ROCK/METEL,BULIES, OR SOME RAP......

CDS LIKE GEORGE STRAIT,GARTH BROOKS, BLAKE SHELTON, METALICA,OZZY,BLACK SABBATH STUFF LIKE THAT ........


GUITAR PEDALS

GUITAR BOOKS THAT HAS GUITAR TABS , MUST BE COUNTRY OR ROCK

TOWER SPEAKERS

BIG OR TALL SPEAKERS,( NO COMPUTER SPEAKERS)

BIG AND POWERFUL ELECTRIC OR BASS AMP.... I PREFER MORE THAN 100 WATTS OF POWER

***********EMAIL ME FOR MY LOCATION IF U HAVE SOMETHING THAT I WANT......ALSO***** EMAIL ME * ONLY IF UR PRICES ARE CHEAP OR FREE* ALSO ALL ITEMS

MUST WORK AND IN GOOD CONDITION************ EMAIL ME OR TXT 812 241 4334 AT ANYTIME


************** MUST BE ABLE TO DELIVER***************

[Droot]

Who knows, for the cost of a CL ad, it don't take but one real freebie to make it worth all the offers for air guitars and trouser flutes he is going to get. It kind of reminds me of the H&R Block ad that offers the best for free, like anybody is going to give away anything of value.
Then again, like anybody with anything is going to cruise the CL ads so they can give away Dad's old Fender to a stranger, what a schmuck.
Droot

[Famous Shamus]

MUST BE ABLE TO DELIVER.... Love this

I mean if your going to ask for the world, you might as well get it delivered free of charge too

[armywalaby]

I didn't want to open another thread, but here's another great listing.

http://terrehaute.craigslist.org/muc/2176741955.html

need drumer, lead and rhythm, bass and keys (TH)

am a Lead singer looking for a Backing Band. Must be fearless and must be able to imporvize on the spot. Must love music and performing. Must not be jaded or bitter about where you are in music or too comfortable with it niether. Must understand and believe and act like playing music is still a privelege and not a right or an obligation. Must possess a level of humility even if you are destined for the Pantheon of Rock. I am as well but I won't treate you like it.

Your Attitude is far more important to me than your ability. I will not tolerate bitchy whinny musicians I will not tolerate the word NO. The answer is "Yes" or "We can Try it" or "We will make it work." I want music that makes me smile and that once we are done with our show we all walk away edified and blessed to have been there. This is not assembly line this is not breaking our backs this is Getting to Touch the Heavens and walking away transformed. Your age is not an issue as long as your 18 or older, though if you are under 21 you will create limitations but we will work it out.

I am Prince Adam and Once My hand touches the Sword I become He-Man, when I tear open my suit-coat I am no-longer Clark Kent but I am Superman,

If music doesn't do that to you don't answer this ad.
If you are married to a genre don't answer this ad.
If you are an ******* don't answer this ad.
If you have everything figured out and are an expert on what "WON'T WORK" dont answer this ad.

If you are still reaching for the Dream please answer this ad.
If you are pretty good and want to get better answer this ad.
If you are writing songs that you are dying to play answer this ad.
If you would play for free answer this ad.
If you don't want to play for free anymore answer this ad.

I am leaving Indiana and heading for any-stage anywhere. Not a cover band. But a Show Stopper.
If that is where you are heading answer this ad.



Have a nice day.

PASLEY

Location: TH
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