So my brother and I went and saw the Barenaked Ladies perform, and I got them to sign my pickguard. Plus, a bonus signature from a certain accordion maestro who joined them onstage for "If I Had A Million Dollars." Managed to catch him as he left the stage. My brother got a box of Kraft signed by them.
So, now I have a pickguard signed by the Barenaked Ladies, plus Weird Al. AND, this happens to be for my Geddy Lee J. This means that I could probably sell this for about a bajillion Canada Fun Bucks, but I think I'm gonna keep this one. =D