Double Entendre and Music

[Supernova67]

well heres my little story... about 5 minutes ago one of my 8 month old elixers broke...it was the G. And completely not thinking i told my girlfriend " **** I JUST BROKE MY G STRING!" and i think she might have taken it the wrong way until i realized what i said and explained. So it got me thinking...Theres lots of double Entendre (phrases with multiple meanings) in Music. So i thought we might start a list of some. I'll start

"Crap...just snapped my G string"
"were you playing with the band or just playing with yourself?"
"Dude...your fingering is way off"

[spudmaster34]

be carefull when fingering a minor, you don't want to break any g-strings

[Cloggy]

See me poke the dancer

(See me dance the polka)

[peteroberts]

Bon Scott was the master of the double entendre:

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
She's got the Jack
Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She play'd 'em fast
She play'd 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

[ogrossman]

I've seen a bunch of double entendres about bass players playing down low...

[Bard2dbone]

The one that got me in trouble was a simple reference to F-holes.

[AmyTheFreak]

Some friends and I were joking that this one kid had to go buy a new g-string.

[Otso]

Someone on this forum (can't remember who it was) posted that he was overheard saying that his P is warm.

[AmyTheFreak]

haha! Last night my boyfriend said when I get my bass in he said he is going to say "I'm going to P on you" and then drop my bass on me.

[KeithBMI]

Polishing the wood.

[Joey3313]

Last night while playing I busted a nut and broke a g string.


Yeah...it's bad...