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Old 07-09-2008, 01:37 PM
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this is nothing like the other dragonforce fact thread, rather, this is more like a chuck norris facts thread... feel free to add your own "facts"

i will start with ones that started in the other thread, compliments of sarcasto83

- Their contracts with their roadies entail that "there must be a fully-funtional wind machine within twenty feet or all bandmembers at all times, meal and sleep times included. Failure to comply will result in termination."

- Herman Li sleeps in a custom-made glass chamber that cycles between being filled with shampoo and conditioner. This is to ensure his locks maintain optimum body and shine.

- All songs are based entirely on historical fact! Dragonforce's clever use of metaphor and symbolism often lead the untrained listener to conclude that the songs are about dragons, and wizards and sorcery when in fact they're actually recounts of some of the less-popular battles of the American Civil War.

- The guitar strings the band uses are made out of 100% Unicorn gut, ensuring that all guitar solos are sufficiently soaring, majestic and magical.

- "Through Fire and Flames" is actually a cover of a disgarded B-Side of Trio's "Da Da Da" single.

- They recieve a group discount on the purchase of leather trousers.
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- All songs are based entirely on historical fact! Dragonforce's clever use of metaphor and symbolism often lead the untrained listener to conclude that the songs are about dragons, and wizards and sorcery when in fact they're actually recounts of some of the less-popular battles of the Falkland Islands War and Thirty Years War
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page 4... i comment that i will start a new thread for fake facts rather than true facts... this is comedy ppl!
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