Everyone's a critic!!!!

[Woodchuck]

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Cyndi's airborne critic

Somewhere over Massachusetts is a sparrow who apparently doesn't care for '80s rock.

Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note during her opening number at Saturday's KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield, Mass., when from the sky came a white glob of bird poop.

The fecal critique landed in her open mouth.

Showing more aplomb than Tippi Hedren ever displayed in "The Birds," the Brooklyn-born rocker wiped her tongue on her sleeve and kept on rockin'.

The 50-year-old singer did kvetch backstage that a bird once plopped on her head while she was on stage.

"My grandmother says it's good luck, but I think it's disgusting," she moaned.

Maybe birds just want to have fun.

[fastplant]

Oh my God!

[Josh Ryan]

that is funny.

When I was in high school a bird did the deed on one of my friend's heads during lunch. His reaction was far more funny than the actual incident.

[Hurley]

Awesome. I don't think I would've continued on without a good mouth wash.

[Benjamin Strange]

Nice!

I always mentionin my rider that I won't play unless I'm behind a wall of chicken wire, to avoid accidents such as this.

[3 crotch grabs]

that's so punk.

[Josh Ryan]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange

Nice!

I always mentionin my rider that I won't play unless I'm behind a wall of chicken wire, to avoid accidents such as this.

I'd hate to see the bird whose poop wouldn't fit through chicken wire.

[fastplant]

Originally Posted by 3 crotch grabs

that's so punk.

Avril Lavigne is gonna do it next.

[3 crotch grabs]

let's hope for a california condor above the avril show.

[Benjamin Strange]

Originally Posted by Blisshead

I'd hate to see the bird whose poop wouldn't fit through chicken wire.

I think birds may have a hard time pooping sideways.

[lbanks]

That's someone I can play with...

[pigpen02]

my pop got blasted by a pelican once when i was a kid and we were out in the bay fishing. was like a bucket full, turned his hair white.

[Josh Ryan]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange

I think birds may have a hard time pooping sideways.

I'd hate to see a bird whp can poop sideways through chicken wire too.

[fastplant]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange

I think birds may have a hard time pooping sideways.

But the birds above.... and the poop.... and the chicken wire above you..... ah, forget it.

[SuperDuck]

That's almost as funny as the Randy Johnson bird pitch.

Edit: BTW- For you PETA types, I meant funny in the cosmic, what-are-the-odds-of-that-happening funny.

[3 crotch grabs]

Originally Posted by SuperDuck

That's almost as funny as the Randy Johnson bird pitch.

nothing will ever be that funny.