I'd love to see a For Sale post where the seller lists the real reason for getting rid of the bass, something like:
"I hate this bass. It's not what I thought it would be when I bought it and it serves me right for being an impulse buyer"
or
"I know this is the hot bass at TB right now, but it sounds horrible to me. Since you all think it's so great, here's your chance to buy it from me"
or
"I know that just sticking on a new bridge is not a big deal, but I'm going to try to trick somebody into buying this used bass for almost the exact same price as a new one would cost"
or
"My wife told me to get some of these basses out of the house or else she's throwing them in the garbage"
