Fattest TB'er you like the most ...

[Thor]

After the food discussions I have been having on email
with TB'ers, recipes, etc ( email me on food recipes to trade)
I just gotta ask, who are the fat bassplayers you love the most?

I only know personally these, but they are truly fat,
phat, whatever ...

Here's my list:

NJL aka nojazzloco ( sometimes nojizztaco for reasons unknown)
Yeah, i've seen this guy in action, he is almost as fat
as me, talk about sweat hog, jeez, women love him because he is
warm and built for comfort!!! And he can groove. Anybody who can
groove is a great lover. He would be a great Latin Lover if he could
speak Spanish

secretdonkey ( now becoming the donk BBQ meister)
Never responds to an email, unless it is about food...
check his profile, either that is a mini peavey cirrus or that boy
is pushing 600 lbs after all that phatass tejass BBQ.
Can u spell "Gold's Gym". Has tendonitis and Corona elbow, from
over exerting himself opening non-screw top beers and lifting
them all the way from the top of the amp to his mouth.
He once hurt his back getting up to check if JAY, another
TB'er missed a spot with the lawnmower. Therapy suits him well.
Still thinks raw mesquite in the smoker is cool ... and makes burned
food, that tastes like peat moss. cool ...
Is waiting for a bottle of BUSH SPICE from a friend in Australia


unharmed ( onearmed , whatever ....)
This bigass d00d, a John Baldry wookie clone, basically, at
7'8" will be able to carry 330 more lbs no problem. One of the
ozzies already noted on the board his hand was 'thunderous',
almost the size of a leg of lamb. Big feet, big knackwurst ...
Big hit with the ladies, sorry, ladies, this beefsteak is taken ...
This guy could eat a whole aussie BBQ alone, beef, dingo and
jackaroo. Thinks shrimp-on-the-barbie is for wimps...
Major GAS



Special thanks to Funkster, you didn't make cut after
losing 70 lbs, I used to think you were cute, but you are now
looking like Karen Carpenter. If you play 'Close to You' next time
I see you, be sure your will is current, I would hate to see the
Commonwealth of Taxachussetts get your house.
Next time I take a pic, remember to smile, even though the
hemorrhoids hurt...

Joe Dirtski, in 5 years, you are gonna be fat, unless
you can keep up your sex life.
Since you work in a soap factory, get the employee discount
and bathe at least once every three days or more if you can.
This may get you some action occasionally.
Oh, and silver polish on the earrings d00d, they stink
after 3 or 4 years ... and need to be cleaned ... Nomad ...

[Josh Ryan]

did you eat the tabs with moons on them or the ones with sponge bob?

[secretdonkey]

I feel so touched! As in, touched inappropriately. By a really ugly priest.

Aww Thor, I love you man. I mean that in the most manly, platonic, at-least-two-urinals-down kinda way, of course.

Careful, Bliss... charm Thor with that keen wit of yours and you'll be receiving crustacean carcasses by mail. Trust me on this.

[unharmed]

Awww.....I'm touched too but more in a Chrissy Amphlett/Divinyls kinda way

[Blackbird]

Originally Posted by Blisshead

did you eat the tabs with moons on them or the ones with sponge bob?

If that's the case, shouldn't this be in the "Tabs" forum?

[Funkster]

Originally Posted by Thor

Special thanks to Funkster, you didn't make cut after
losing 70 lbs, I used to think you were cute, but you are now
looking like Karen Carpenter. If you play 'Close to You' next time
I see you, be sure your will is current, I would hate to see the
Commonwealth of Taxachussetts get your house.
Next time I take a pic, remember to smile, even though the
hemorrhoids hurt...

I am deeply moved!
Sorry I can't exchage recipe's, I don't do much cooking
I do make a mean PBJ sandwich and I can run a micro! I do make a mean salad.

[the ombudsman]

Wow, Thor, talk about BARBECUEing your buddies!

At 5'4" and 150 lbs, you can consider myself fat too. A fat dwarf, but still have a bit of that Michelin guy vibe.

But I can barely cook.

[Matt Till]

... I'm working on being fat... I swear...

:emo:

[the ombudsman]

Originally Posted by StupidMatt

... I'm working on being fat... I swear...

:emo:

You haven't discovered the virtues of poutine, my friend? French fries (not freedom fries, dammit!), cheese turds (err, I mean curds, sorry), and brown gravy. Yummy!

Now I'm gonna make some spaghetti sauce.

[Benjamin Strange]

Are skinny guys allowed in this thread? I come in a state of awe and reverence; all hail the chubsters! I implore thee to impart your wisdom, and to pass the gravy.

[NJL]

Originally Posted by Thor

NJL aka nojazzloco ( sometimes nojizztaco for reasons unknown)
Yeah, i've seen this guy in action, he is almost as fat
as me, talk about sweat hog, jeez, women love him because he is
warm and built for comfort!!! And he can groove. Anybody who can
groove is a great lover. He would be a great Latin Lover if he could
speak Spanish

[eric cartman] Hey! Got Dammit! I'm just big-boned! [/eric cartman]



BTW, Bliss, don't get him started!

[Matt Till]

I don't know if he TBs, but this guy is pretty big. I mean, look how small his bass looks in his hands...

[James Hart]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange

Are skinny guys allowed in this thread? I come in a state of awe and reverence; all hail the chubsters! I implore thee to impart your wisdom, and to pass the gravy.

Git your own gravy little girly man



what the hey... help yourself to a double mashed potato from the pot over there while you're at it.

[Lackey]

Can you guys help me out? I'm 6'5" and only a measly 170 lbs!

Pack it on me!

[danshee]

I'm a skinny bass player, but I have a fat head- does that count? Anthony Jackson is my fatty of choice by the way.

[Thor]

Gard emailed me this BBQ shrimp recipe.

He said I could share it:

Originally Posted by EvilGard

Heh...try this one on for size:

*BBQ SHIRMP*

(...strangely enough, there's NO BBQ sauce involved...don't ask...)


2-3 lbs large/jumbo shrimp
1 lb butter
1 large white onion
2-3 tablespoons (YES tablespoons) of black pepper
2 bottles of Italian salad dressing (my suggestion is Paul Newman's)
1 loaf of GOOD french bread

Preheat oven to 350
Rinse shrimp, place in large pyrex baking dish
Slice onion, break into rings, spread over shrimp
Slice butter, spread over shrimp
Sprinkle black pepper evenly across entire dish
Pour both bottles of dressing in

Bake for 45 min, stirring once about halftway through

Serve from baking dish on table, scoop shrimp & onions onto plate, dip into sauce with french bread (this is the GOOD part, the shrimp are tasty, but the stuff you soak up with the bread is HEAVEN), and contact your doctor for treatment for high cholesterol

...so, that one get me on the "fat" list??

I am impressed. A POUND of butter!
Now this man can do some serious damage in a Kitchen!

There is a bag of shrimp in my freezer waiting to be put
to the test!

He didn't forget to mention that the new Lakland Hollowbody Skyline is in, and is awesome ... I'll get you for that!

[B'Aces High]

Originally Posted by Thor

Gard emailed me this BBQ shrimp recipe.

He said I could share it:



I am impressed. A POUND of butter!
Now this man can do some serious damage in a Kitchen!

Damage to the kitchen? or arteries?

[Mudfuzz]

Some one should sit on you for that

[Chris A]

Originally Posted by the ombudsman

You haven't discovered the virtues of poutine, my friend? French fries (not freedom fries, dammit!), cheese turds (err, I mean curds, sorry), and brown gravy. Yummy!

Now I'm gonna make some spaghetti sauce.

Another vote for poutine!!
I haven't had any in a long time.
Now I'm hungry again


Chris A.

[B'Aces High]

Originally Posted by the ombudsman

You haven't discovered the virtues of poutine, my friend? French fries (not freedom fries, dammit!), cheese turds (err, I mean curds, sorry), and brown gravy. Yummy!

Now I'm gonna make some spaghetti sauce.

Ahh yes my Canadian chum. Poutine...another reason why so many Canadians are so obese. That plus the fact we find an excuse to add bacon to every food group.