Game thread: Best 5-word responses
Let's have some fun here. Post a question that annoys you and the best 5-word answer.
Rules: answer must be exactly 5 words. Don't intentionally bait anyone.
I'll go first with a few:
Q: Will I damage my cab by underpowering it?
A: Myth. Don't worry about it.
Q: How much is my such-and-such year Les Paul worth?
A: Keep your job. Millions exist.
Q: Are the best bass players black?
A: Don't know. Ask Stu Hamm.
Q: What's the best bass for praise and worship?
A: Any that works, I guess.
Let 'er rip guys. :D :D :D
Q; What's the best bass for metal?
A; Black one with pointy headstock.
Q: Which is better, 4 string, 5 string etc?
A: If it plays, play it.
Q: which is better, fender or warwick?
A: seriously? i would pick carrots
Q: Carrots carrots everywhere and not a drop to drink
A: Wait, what was the question?
Q: Will flats/rounds/half-rounds/quarter-rounds give me more of the sound I'm looking for?
A: Just use rubber bands instead.
Q: What combination of effect pedals, when combined with my chambered body fretless strung with tape-wounds will give me an upright sound?
A. Learn to play an upright.
Q: FREEBIRD (more of a statement than a question)
A: WE DON"T PLAY THAT SONG!
Did you just say *Bieber*?
Q: Aren't most bass players just guitar players who couldn't make it?
A: Up yours where it hurts.
Q: Our guitar player's girlfriend/wife/friend-with-benefits started showing up to our practices. Are we done as a band?
A: Do bears go in forests?
Q: I turned my amp off, and the soundguy still told me I was too loud. What do I do?
A: Hire a real soundman soon.
Q: The wife asks about the new gear
A: You mean this old stuff?
Q: She says she's never seen it before
A: I leave it at practice
Q: She wants to know why I brought it home
A: I don't like my sound
Q: She says shes glad we're not wasting money on new equipment
A: Right, we can't afford it
Q: She closes the door and tells me to have fun
A: Thanks honey, I love you
Q: She goes to the computer and checks the bank account
A: I always pay with cash
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