Game thread: Best 5-word responses

[HereIGoAgain]

Let's have some fun here. Post a question that annoys you and the best 5-word answer.

Rules: answer must be exactly 5 words. Don't intentionally bait anyone.

I'll go first with a few:

Q: Will I damage my cab by underpowering it?
A: Myth. Don't worry about it.

Q: How much is my such-and-such year Les Paul worth?
A: Keep your job. Millions exist.

Q: Are the best bass players black?
A: Don't know. Ask Stu Hamm.

Q: What's the best bass for praise and worship?
A: Any that works, I guess.

Let 'er rip guys.

[bassfran]

Q; What's the best bass for metal?

A; Black one with pointy headstock.

[BryanM]

Q: Which is better, 4 string, 5 string etc?

A: If it plays, play it.

[joebar]

Q: which is better, fender or warwick?
A: seriously? i would pick carrots

[Drunk Heffalump]

Q: Carrots carrots everywhere and not a drop to drink
A: Wait, what was the question?

[pocketgroove]

Q: Will flats/rounds/half-rounds/quarter-rounds give me more of the sound I'm looking for?

A: Just use rubber bands instead.

[superiorpine]

Q: What combination of effect pedals, when combined with my chambered body fretless strung with tape-wounds will give me an upright sound?

A. Learn to play an upright.

[Richland123]

Q: FREEBIRD (more of a statement than a question)

A: WE DON"T PLAY THAT SONG!

[bassteban]

FREEBIRD!
Did you just say *Bieber*?

[bassfran]

Originally Posted by bassteban

FREEBIRD!
Did you just say *Bieber*?

I am definitely using this one henceforth. Kudos, Fine Sir!

[Richland123]

Originally Posted by bassteban

FREEBIRD!
Did you just say *Bieber*?

We say, "Did you say Reverb?, Yeah, we can turn the reverb up."

[HereIGoAgain]

Q: Aren't most bass players just guitar players who couldn't make it?
A: Up yours where it hurts.

Q: Our guitar player's girlfriend/wife/friend-with-benefits started showing up to our practices. Are we done as a band?
A: Do bears go in forests?

Q: I turned my amp off, and the soundguy still told me I was too loud. What do I do?
A: Hire a real soundman soon.

[MrMeacham]

Q: The wife asks about the new gear
A: You mean this old stuff?

Q: She says she's never seen it before
A: I leave it at practice

Q: She wants to know why I brought it home
A: I don't like my sound

Q: She says shes glad we're not wasting money on new equipment
A: Right, we can't afford it

Q: She closes the door and tells me to have fun
A: Thanks honey, I love you

Q: She goes to the computer and checks the bank account
A: I always pay with cash