Let's have some fun here. Post a question that annoys you and the best 5-word answer.
Rules: answer must be exactly 5 words. Don't intentionally bait anyone.
I'll go first with a few:
Q: Will I damage my cab by underpowering it?
A: Myth. Don't worry about it.
Q: How much is my such-and-such year Les Paul worth?
A: Keep your job. Millions exist.
Q: Are the best bass players black?
A: Don't know. Ask Stu Hamm.
Q: What's the best bass for praise and worship?
A: Any that works, I guess.
Let 'er rip guys.