My favorite local shop where I take my kids (and myself) for lessons has a spalted Walnut Fender Telecaster (HH Seymore Ds w/push pull, switch etc) on clearance for a ridiculous price. I bought a Squier strat last year, but since letting my daughter use it it's getting all banged up. Everytime I go into his shop this tele calls to me and I wind up with it in my hands (we're talking 5 or 6 times now). I don't even know how to play guitar.

I should be happy enough that I've got a nice strat I can use.
I'm a sucker for a deal. Somebody talk some sense into me. It's $400 less than MF.
I've got four lessons lined up, I can use them for bass or guitar. I'm thinking of splitting them and learn some guitar.