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12-17-2011, 08:53 PM
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well like the title says, I got caught in an incriminating pic.
I had a few beers the other night. Now I am not really much of a drinker, so I was feeling loopy after my second. By the third, I was probably talking like I had a mouth full of marbles.
I sat down, on the couch, with my bass and started playing. I remember feeling a little tired, but have no idea when I nodded off. Anyway, my lady was working late. She came home to find me literally "cuddling" with my bass. Normally I would deny this, but she has a picture on her phone. Somehow I had gotten my feet covered with a throw blanket, but apparently I had not woken up enough to get my bass onto the stand. From what she says, I was almost in a playing position when she got the first pic. Somehow I responded to the flash, and pulled the bass up onto my chest, and wrapped my arms around it....
is there any chance she will ever let me live this down?
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12-17-2011, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee H  ...is there any chance she will ever let me live this down? | Hard to say. Post the pic and we'll let you know!  |
12-17-2011, 09:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | | I do not have the pics. They are on my lady's phone...but I would not be surprised if they turned up on facebook soon
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12-17-2011, 09:46 PM
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12-17-2011, 10:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Santa Cruz, CA | | | Yeah I'm not sure I believe your "beer count"....
Doesn't seem like you remember too well....
You'll not be living it down, you better sneak on there ASAP and delete it. |
12-17-2011, 10:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | | you should see me try hard alcohol... I am drooling and passed out in nothing flat...
Lightweight here...LOL
Plus I had these before dinner, so I ended up not eating
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12-17-2011, 10:46 PM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | No self respecting bass player has not ever fallen asleep cuddling holding a bass.
The woman needs to know if she ain't there for you, you got something to snuggle up to. And you can probably get away with two basses, you know, a 'Threesome'. So, if you have only one bass, it can be a 'Twosome', there, err, 'Handsome".
Sport the pic with pride. Low, Loud, Proud.
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12-17-2011, 10:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | | honestly, IF I had the pic I probably would have posted just for the humor involved. I have no problem laughing at myself
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12-17-2011, 10:54 PM
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I've done the same thing before, though. Came home drunk. Decided I didn't want to sleep alone. Woke up next to my StingRay |
12-18-2011, 03:06 AM
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12-18-2011, 04:06 AM
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I mean.... pics?
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12-18-2011, 12:52 PM
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12-18-2011, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Thor No self respecting bass player has not ever fallen asleep cuddling holding a bass. Sport the pic with pride. Low, Loud, Proud. | Heh, well may I rephrase for you: What self-respecting bass player has *not* ever fallen asleep cuddlng a bass???!!! Or "holding" it if you prefer". LOL. |
12-18-2011, 07:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego/LA | | | Talking about a picture and not having the ability to produce it, are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?! NO PIC, NO CUDDLE! |
12-18-2011, 07:17 PM
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Oh, and if there happens to be a little problem with some "extra wood" protruding in the picture, it is a lovely bass after all, we have guys on here that are really good at photoshop and can fix that up in no time!!!!! 
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12-18-2011, 07:22 PM
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12-18-2011, 07:24 PM
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12-18-2011, 07:38 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | I suspect the REAL incriminating part of the pic is you're cuddling the bass with one hand and using your other hand to "cuddle" an attached personal appendage. I mean who could not understand that? ! It's perfectly normal! |
12-18-2011, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee H well like the title says, I got caught in an incriminating pic.
I had a few beers the other night. Now I am not really much of a drinker, so I was feeling loopy after my second. By the third, I was probably talking like I had a mouth full of marbles.
I sat down, on the couch, with my bass and started playing. I remember feeling a little tired, but have no idea when I nodded off. Anyway, my lady was working late. She came home to find me literally "cuddling" with my bass. Normally I would deny this, but she has a picture on her phone. Somehow I had gotten my feet covered with a throw blanket, but apparently I had not woken up enough to get my bass onto the stand. From what she says, I was almost in a playing position when she got the first pic. Somehow I responded to the flash, and pulled the bass up onto my chest, and wrapped my arms around it....
is there any chance she will ever let me live this down? | As long as she's not being a biatch about it, it shouldn't be a problem but I'd remind her that your bass would never have a problem if it came home and saw you cuddling with the woman. |
12-18-2011, 08:33 PM
| | | | i see no problem here
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