I have a cable that is over five thousand years old. It was discovered in an archaeological dig in the Nile Delta, where, interestingly enough, they also discovered a race of skeleton people. I am unable to determine the brand, but the Hieroglyphics stamped on the bronze connectors has been translated to mean something akin to "Ramalama the Powerful," or possibly, "Waves of a Planet."
It is over two hundred feet long, and can fit in the horn of a shoe, and it conducts so effortlessly that sometimes I catch my bass playing itself. Sadly, it is far more talented than I am.
Here is a photo of some gravel, and a golf ball:
Here is a photo of a little girl digging to China:
I will never replace this cable, as I have now joined an obscure religious cult, that worships dryer lint and albino puppies from small Latin American countries, and one of our highest principles is to take all gear with us to the grave, whether it works or not. I am studying extreme hypnosis, and soon will be able to play without any cables at all, except for show.
Here is a photo of a guy drawing on a woman's chest:
I hope this has been helpful.
Here is a photo of some hands, making a face: