| I despise humans who abuse Myspace Bulletins
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Allright all you twerpy little emo kids, I'm talkin' to YOU.
I'm sick and tired of these Myspace Bulletins filled with TRIVIAL NOTHINGNESS.
Title: Gotta let you all know...
Bulletin: ...I'm going to get lunch now.
Or my all time favorite!
Title: Hey you guys
Bulletin: If you don't reply to my bulletins, I'll post even more annoying bulletins.
I have our Myspace for our band, so people can know who we are, what we sound like, when we're playing, and when we'll get a demo recording done. NOT to be spammed by 15-year-old bored kids with nothing better to do than bog all of Myspace's servers sending out "Love Surveys" and "Did You Know?" and "Forward this to 10 people or you'll be born with seventeen ankles".
I can put up with the rediculous glittering animated gifs of kittens and teddy bears, or Youtube videos of skaters smashing their nutz on a failed jump. But the Bulletins? KNOCK IT OFF!
I'm not completely up to date on all of Myspace's particular acceptable behaviors. I dunno if it's really appropriate for me to start banning these kinds of people. "Oh man, we need 5000 friends or we're nobody!" is the response I've gotten, which seems to mean that regardless of whether you're filled with important friends and fans, or whether you've got thousands of nobodies and retards, as long as you've got illions and illions of Myspace friends, you're "cool".
To Hell with "cool". I'm banning someone!
Myspace bulletins are for important S***. Not for putting up with your lonely worthless emo existence. | 
