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07-21-2007, 07:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood, CA | | | "I tell ya, I don't get no respect!"
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07-21-2007, 08:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida | | | it never ends...lol |
07-21-2007, 10:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dartmouth N.S Canada | | | thats not fair
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Originally Posted by disenchant  It's something we're taught from our mothers. We're just mad because we can't pee standing up.. | |
07-21-2007, 08:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas | | Why not write the L.A Times and ask for a correction because technically they're wrong. Of course the L.A. Times is never wrong.  |
07-21-2007, 08:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Edinboro, PA | | | Lord, here we go again.
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07-23-2007, 12:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edmonton AB | | What shoddy reporting. I mean, how could they forget to include "bass" before "guitarist"??? Because of that this story is obviously totally inaccurate and worthless...   |
07-23-2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Lord, here we go again. | You're right. Let's just not go again this time.
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Originally Posted by danjl131 oh by the way here's some fancy english if thats what ur looking for: You are an inept maestro. Have a jocular day, you unpleasant drip. | |
07-23-2007, 01:24 PM
| | Pat's the best! | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Northern Virginia, USA | | | I went to the doctor I said "every morning I wake up I look in the mirror I want to throw up! What's wrong with me?". he said "I don't know but your eyesight is PERFECT! |
07-23-2007, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Philbiker I went to the doctor I said "every morning I wake up I look in the mirror I want to throw up! What's wrong with me?". he said "I don't know but your eyesight is PERFECT! | LOL  ^^^^ |
07-23-2007, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Lord, here we go again. | in misc I think....
(and I do play an Electric Bass GUITAR myself ) |
07-23-2007, 01:45 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | I went to my favorite bar last weekend. I sit down, and Mike the bartender comes over and says "What'll you have?" I said "I don't know Mike, why don't you just surprise me?"
He showed me a naked picture of my wife!
I tell ya! |
07-23-2007, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Phalex I went to my favorite bar last weekend. I sit down, and Mike the bartender comes over and says "What'll you have?" I said "I don't know Mike, why don't you just surprise me?"
He showed me a naked picture of my wife!
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No pics, no naked wife! |
07-24-2007, 06:50 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | I got in a cab the other day. I told the cabbie "I've got money in my pocket and I wanna get laid. Take me where the action is." He pulled up in front of my house.
I tell ya...
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07-24-2007, 07:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WHINE-DER, GEEE-A | | | My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
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07-24-2007, 08:11 AM
| | Pat's the best! | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Northern Virginia, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RWP LOL ^^^^ | My psychiatrist told me to lie on the couch face down. |
07-24-2007, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by driver800 My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. | You kiddin? My wife. Why yesterday she told me she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car - she wants me to drive!
She had a mirror installed over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh. |
07-24-2007, 08:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WHINE-DER, GEEE-A | | | My wife likes to talk to me during sex. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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07-25-2007, 11:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Edinboro, PA | | | LOL I'm seeing some dangerfield I've never heard before. The man was a comedy God. He was the king of the "my wife" genre of comedy.
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07-25-2007, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Till LOL I'm seeing some dangerfield I've never heard before. The man was a comedy God. He was the king of the "my wife" genre of comedy. | and a pretty good rapper to
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07-26-2007, 09:29 AM
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