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02-11-2008, 04:58 PM
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If there was Bass Heaven, what would it take to enter it?
And what would bass hell be like?
Lmao I'm sure someone's going to say Bass hell is guitar center.
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02-11-2008, 09:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mantua NJ, US | | | bass hell is guitar center.
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02-11-2008, 09:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | guitar hell is bass center. |
02-11-2008, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Clayton bass hell is guitar center. | definitely....It's too bad they have so much p00p hanging on the wall that just gets in the way of the few good axes that "might" be in stock. That said, I came really close to walking out w/ an Epi Dot Studio and/or a cheap little traded-in 4-string ( Ibanez?) and, of course, it was a rainy Sunday so the place was literally crawling w/ kiddies practicing their "chops" on somebody else's dime. What a zoo. My first trip there and prob my last... |
02-11-2008, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Clayton bass hell is guitar center. | that one. |
02-12-2008, 12:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | | Bass heaven would have to have lots of Shergolds or I'm not going.
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02-12-2008, 09:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: London ON | | | Bass Heaven, should I get there, would be arriving at the door and being told that the show featuring Jaco/Duke/Miles/Ella/Coltrane will be starting shortly and my reserved table is waiting for me up at the front and would I like to come to the after party with the band. |
02-12-2008, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by AlphaMale If there was Bass Heaven, what would it take to enter it?
And what would bass hell be like?... | I figure the only real requirement would be a genuine love for the instrument. You could have picked it up 20 years ago or 20 minutes ago, long as you got a real passion for it, yer golden.
Bass hell... Yngwie Malmsteen duplicated endless times all wanking at once into a fiery pit where the bass damned are forced to huddle for all eternity...
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02-12-2008, 09:49 AM
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02-12-2008, 10:23 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by one Bass hell is full of guitarists! |
I was thinking Keyboard players. Each and every one of them with an extra left hand.
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Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
02-12-2008, 02:14 PM
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Bass hell is full of guitarists!
| And if the person in question likes guitar too?
I think, in bass hell they`ll make you play an everynight gig and your axe would have 20 year old strings that break on pluck and a cassete player in place of the amp. And the crowd is full of Freebird fans...
jeez, I`m scared myself! |
02-12-2008, 03:30 PM
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02-12-2008, 03:58 PM
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02-12-2008, 04:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas | | Bass hell, Wishbasses and Bongos as far as the eye can see!  |
02-12-2008, 04:29 PM
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02-12-2008, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike Bass hell, Pete Wentz is overlord! *shudders* | MAN, DON'T DO THAT!
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02-12-2008, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike Bass hell, Pete Wentz is overlord! *shudders* | dude. |
02-14-2008, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Phalex I was thinking Keyboard players. Each and every one of them with an extra left hand. | What have keytards done to deserve that?!
I play keys....... 
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02-14-2008, 06:52 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht What have keytards done to deserve that?!
I play keys....... | Never trust anybody that thinks they can replace you with their left hand. It's one of my rules.
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02-14-2008, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve Clark Bass Heaven, should I get there, would be arriving at the door and being told that the show featuring Jaco/Duke/Miles/Ella/Coltrane will be starting shortly and my reserved table is waiting for me up at the front and would I like to come to the after party with the band. | Well you know they say the Devil has all the best tunes... and most of those people mentioned were not exactly "angels" in their lives - so you might better off looking in Hell for this...  
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