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09-20-2007, 08:20 AM
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a totally superficial assessment.
any musicians you think look really uncool onstage? not their talent or musicianship, but they just weird you out onstage?
my picks:
janick gers - i'm surprised he doesn't fall offstage more.
neil peart - my favourite drummer, but man, he makes me tense when he plays.
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Originally Posted by D.M.N. that was like having a gorilla attempt to shove haggis down my ear canal. | | 
09-20-2007, 08:26 AM
| | Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Houston, TX | | | Les Claypool - he looks like a bloody idiot whenever he plays.
Me - There's nothing stranger than a huge guy with a club foot trying to rock out on-stage.
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09-20-2007, 08:27 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Jerry Gaskill has this Jimmy Durante type of Hachachachacha thing he does with his mouth when he's playing that's pretty freaky. | 
09-20-2007, 08:29 AM
|  | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | | Geddy Lee - I love Rush, but that guy got hit with every branch on the way out of the ugly tree...
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09-20-2007, 08:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | Keith Jarrett. I've never seen a guy having a physical relationship with a piano before. And look at that mustache... 
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09-20-2007, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by stedtale Geddy Lee - I love Rush, but that guy got hit with every branch on the way out of the ugly tree... |  you can't talk about my hubby like that! 
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09-20-2007, 09:45 AM
|  | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jomahu  you can't talk about my hubby like that!  | I know the truth can be painful, but we're here for ya. 
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09-20-2007, 09:51 AM
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09-20-2007, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mjolnir2730 Les Claypool - he looks like a bloody idiot whenever he plays. | +1
Pete Townsend always looked ridiculously uncool too, but then again, he is a paedo, you know?  | 
09-20-2007, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Chris2112 +1
Pete Townsend always looked ridiculously uncool too, but then again, he is a paedo, you know?  | kachiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!! | 
09-20-2007, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by stedtale I know the truth can be painful, but we're here for ya.  | Geddy - Looked iffy/weird in the early 70's, pretty good in the late 70's and early 80's, I have no ******* clue what he was thinking through the 80's, and has looked good from the 90's onwards. | 
09-20-2007, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by ROON Kenny G  | That doesn't count, the OP said uncoolest MUSICIANS... 
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09-20-2007, 11:05 AM
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09-20-2007, 11:12 AM
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09-20-2007, 11:17 AM
|  | TalkBass' resident Bongo + Cowbell player | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Bucaramanga, Colombia, South A | | I've mentioned this guy before. Terrific bassist, but I truly hate his stage presence:   | 
09-20-2007, 11:18 AM
|  | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvaro Martín Gómez A. I've mentioned this guy before. Terrific bassist, but I truly hate his stage presence:   | looks like someone farted and he thinks it smells.
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09-20-2007, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvaro Martín Gómez A. I've mentioned this guy before. Terrific bassist, but I truly hate his stage presence:   | Yeah, but that's not a bad lookin' Cirrus  | 
09-20-2007, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by uglybassplayer Yeah, but that's not a bad lookin' Cirrus  | In the first shot the bass looks like it has a 42" scale. 
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09-20-2007, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by spade2you ...Too many anti-gun people messin' with Texans. I hear they get guns in their Happy Meals down there. :p | Lefty Union Member #110 Carvin Club Member #14
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09-20-2007, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mjolnir2730 Who is that? | http://www.toto99.com/band/mike/mike.shtml | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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